Oh this should be interesting...
DDG-Chan's Question:
QUESTION! DDG-CHAN HAS A QUESTION FOR REIKA-CHAN!
Okay, so considering the position that Transy has put you in, I want to hear a plan of REVENGE!
Oh, and I would like to know how did you relationship with Sasori develop/come to be?
((PS: Looking forward to Sasori kicking Transy A$$ when he finds out!! :D I'm sure Reika is as well.))
Me: *reads question* Oh this could be difficult.... Um, give me a minute... *types frantically on computer*
Reika: *runs into the room and skids to a halt in front of me* The hell?! Why the f*ck am I here?!
Me: *sheepishly* Well, I just wrote in the story that Orochimaru and Kabuto... went on a bathroom break. Together. So your cell was left open and you... came here...
Reika: *stares blankly at me* You're telling me, that after somehow getting away from the pedo snake devil man and his little pervy henchman, I come to you....?
Me: *beams* Yup! I'm just that awesome.
Reika: *eye twitches* WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, BITCH?! I COULD BE AT THE BASE RIGHT NOW WITH SASORI AND THAT OLD BASTARD GRANDPA AND MY SISTER RIGHT F*CKING NOW?! AND YOU BROUGHT ME HERE?!
Me: Er, yes?
Reika: Prepare to be eaten by zombie puppies. Over and over and over and over and over again.
Me: *gulps* Wait, wait, wait! You have a question!
Reika: *perks up* I do? Sweet! Yes, yes, yes! That is awesome! And Hidan said no one would be stupid enough to ask me a question!
Me: *sweat drops* Please don't insult the readers...
Reika: Meh, they don't care. They've been with me long enough to know I'm a bipolar freak with an obnoxious, sometimes mental attitude. But I'm adorable, so no one cares.
Me: *blinks* I created this...?
Reika: *smirks* Be proud of the fantastic twelve-year-old you gave life to.
Me: Just read the damn question.
Reika: *shrugs* Whatever you say, Author-chan. *reads question and devilishly smirks* Oh I love you DGG-chan! * rubs hands together* The horrors shall begin as soon as I'm rescued!
Me: Ya know, if you're saved.
Reika: You decide not to save me... *smiles sweetly* I'll kill you.
Me: Understood...
Reika: Anyway! *looks at DDG-chan* Transy is in for hell.
Me: Care to elaborate?
Reika: *blinks* Elabo...what?
Me: *eye twitches* What exactly are you going to do to Deidara?
Reika: *grins* Ohhhh. Just say that next time!
Me: *sweat drops*
Reika: *laughs* You look stupid!
Me: How old are you, dammit!
Reika: *grins and shrugs* About Deidara... I think I know exactly where my zombie puppies are gonna go!
Me: *looks at DDG-chan and sighs* There's more to it than that, I'm sure. Reika's really devious. And there will be plenty of time for revenge.
Reika: Damn right I'm devious! And Sasori's definitely gonna help me! This time Leader-sama ain't gonna get in our way!
Me: Oh that reminds me. Second part of the question?
Reika: Me and Sasori? It's kinda a funny story. He didn't like me at first. Like, at all.
Me: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
Reika: Yup. The only reason he even acknowledged me at first was because I agreed to be his puppet for a day, so he could practice some shit with new techniques. It was seriously fun!
Me: Fun...? Ugh, you and Ari are alike, aren't you?
Reika: Sure, why not?
Me: So how did the whole brother/sister relationship start out?
Reika: Well, Zetsu tried to eat me one day and Sasori randomly came in, saw him, and rescued me. For about a month afterwards, I clung to his leg like a little baby monkey and refused to let go even when he threatened to kill me, cause I knew he wouldn't. After that, I think he kinda liked me. He said he admired my determination.
Me: You realize this is not the sweet and touching memories the readers were probably expecting, right?
Reika: Your point?
Me:.... I'm just going to end this by saying Reika has to back to Orochimaru before he and Kabuto get back from their potty breaks! Buh-bye, Reika!
Reika: Wha? No way! Dammit, don't send me back there! I'm gonna get raped! I don't wanna be scarred for life!
Me: You already are... Hidan and all that shit....
Reika: Ahhh, right....
Me: Bye!
Reika: Wait, what-- *disappears back to Orochimaru's laboratory/secret hideout*
Me: .... I feel kinda bad for doing that...