I'm still here
AuthorChan: HELLO HOW ARE YOU DID YOU MISS ME
Aluv: Probably not, they most likely didn't realize you were even gone, they're just here for the Zanvis, as am I.
AuthorChan: SHUT UP ALUV And thanks ya patient b!tches
Aluv: Wow, you really have no self control, just strutting around, calling your precious readers b!tches.
AuthorChan: OH NO DID I MAKE SOMEONE CRY (cri evrytim) (don't craft, craft!)
Aluv: Probs not, they couldn't care less.
AuthorChan: So what you're saying is that they are heartless b!tches?
Aluv: Pretty much, and your a worthless b!tch
AuthorChan: I thought that was already known information
Aluv: It was, but I just wanted to say it to your ugly face
AuthorChan: ... Well then a face reveal wont come anytime soon
Aluv: No one cares
AuthorChan: Well this just got personal
Aluv: That it did my fri- self i mean.
AuthorChan: We ain't friends?
Aluv: We are the same person
AuthorChan: Right
Aluv: Can I quote something
AuthorChan: Knock yourself out
Aluv: My name's blurryface and I care what you think
AuthorChan: What does this make me? Tyler Joseph?
Aluv: Heck no, you're not good enough, it makes you Taco Bell
AuthorChan: I have no objections, right, so why are we here?
Aluv: To tell the small amount of people who read this that you have decided to not take a break and that you/we will update when we can
AuthorChan: Oh, right, now what?
Aluv: We embrace and make love
AuthorChan: Wait, what?
Aluv: *looks down at script* Oops, said that wrong, I meant we break out in song and dance like the unoriginal motherf*ckers we are
AuthorChan: How did you... Ya knos I wont question it,now we SING cause we hella bada$$
Aluv: Never say that again
AuthorChan: Ok, I think that would be best...
I had a parody idea while eating a waffle, but lost it after writing this banter so yea...
What even wad this sh!t
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionDISCONTINUED Fives years after the events of Drafts, Zane and Travis haven't spoke since that one day when everything fell. Is it possible for things to go back to normal once their Drafts become... Read.
