5SOS Text Messages

[1] C.L.M. New Drummer

A/N: Sup bishes. It's Alex, this is my book. Whoooooooooooop! Enjoy the goofiness. 

LH: Luke Hemmings

AI: Ashton Irwin

CH: Calum Hood

MC: Michael Clifford

YN: Your Name. 

LG: Luke's Girlfriend. 

AG: Ashton's Girlfriend. 

CG: Calum's Girlfriend. 

MG: Michael's Girlfriend

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[1] C.L.M. New Drummer: Michael, Calum and Luke talk about meeting Ashton for the first time ever. 

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Mikey, Luke, Cal.

MC: Okay, so we'll all be meeting at his house

LH: Whose house 

MG: Ashton, the new drummer

CH: Dude, we don't even know the guy and we're going to his house??! 

MC: Yeah, is there a problem?

LH: Yeah

MG: C'mon, what now???

CH: Dude, we don't know the guy

CH: And we're going to his house...??

LH: I agree with Calum. I don't like that idea

MC: Well, he has the heaviest instrument

MC: Do you idiots wanna carry around heavy ass drums to one of our houses?

LH: ...

CH: ...

MC: Yeah

MC: I didn't think so

MC: What's even the worse that could happen?

CH: I still don't like it... we don't know him

LH: Yeah, he could be an ax murderer!!!

MC: Omg

MC: I'm done

CH: Um, yeah...

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Luke and Cal

CH: I don't get why Mike's so chilled about going to this guy's house

LH: Me neither

LH: I'm uncomfortable with it

CH: Me too

CH: Omg though

CH: Why would he be an ax murderer posing as a drummer

LH: Shut up 

LH: It makes sense

CH: In what world does that make sense???

LH: Well, to kILL PEOPLE YOU NEED TO BE STRONG ENOUGH SO THEY DON'T KILL YOU AND TO BE A DRUMMER YOU GET STRONG ARM MUSCLES SO SO SO

LH: Yeah

CH: Gosh. 

CH: Moving on, I don't trust him

LH: Why not??

CH: You ask that like you do actually trust him

LH: Just say why you don't trust him already

CH: His surname starts with an i

LH: Irwin

CH: Yeah

LH: What does it matter what letter his surname starts with??

CH: WHO THE HELL'S SURNAME STARTS WITH i???!

LH: Well, my cousin's surname is Ible

CH: Yeah but still

LH: And there's a girl in my class who's surname is Iker

CH: So

LH: And my neighbour's surname is Isaacs

CH: Just shup up, ax murderer

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