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[5] C.L. Kiwi Dumpling

[5] C.L. Other For A Reason: Calum is really into you and talks to Luke about it. 

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Calum and Luke

CH: Ey, m8

LH: Sup, kiwi

CH: -.-

LH: =D

CH: Wuddup

LH: Nothing much, how about you

CH: Same, but I need to talk to someone about something

LH: Really?

CH: Yeah...

LH: If this is about that...

CH: NO

CH: It's about Y/N...

LH: I said if it's about that...

CH: No, it's still not about that, man!

LH: Well, Ash is a good listener 

CH: -.-

LH: =D

CH: Dude, this is serious...

LH: Okay, fine

LH: Shoot

CH: I like her

LH: I guessed that was the situation when you said you wanted to talk about her

CH: Is it that obvious that I like her???

LH: No, but you only talk about a girl if it's to tell about something you did with a girl you liked/dated

LH: Or how you want to do something with a girl you like/liked/date/dated

LH: Or if you like/liked a girl

CH: Shut up

CH: And listen

LH: Fine, talk kiwi

CH: -.-

CH: Maybe I should go and talk to Ash

LH: No :-(

CH: Then listen

CH: Do you think we could be a thing?

LH: Honestly, no

CH: Why not?? :(

CH: Don't you like her?

LH: Nah, she's great

LH: Don't get me wrong

LH: It just really doesn't look like you guys are into each other

LH: Great friends, but that's it

CH: What do you mean?

LH: Look... If you want to ask her out you need to subtly show her that you're into her

LH: If no one caught on that you like her, she probably didn't either

LH: So she probably sees you as a friend

LH: If you ask her out now, you'll get friendzoned

CH: Noo :(

LH: That's not the worst part...

CH: WHAT

LH: Yup

LH: Things will be awkward between you two, because now that you asked her, the idea will be in her head

LH: And if you're lucky she'll start to like you

LH: But since she's the girl, she won't be able to ask you out

LH: So you'll never know when you can or cannot ask her out

CH: When did you get so wise?

CH: You have literally had 0.518678 girlfriends

LH: -.-

LH: Want me to leave? -.-

CH: NO I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW

LH: THEN IT'S YOUR TURN TO LISTEN KIWI BOY

CH: YES LUCAS

LH: Start being subtle and hanging out with her alone

LH: As friends, but drop hints

LH: MARK MY WORDS: HINTS

LH: NOT BOMBS OF BISH I BE LIKING YOU

CH: Yeah, I get it

LH: Then after hanging out a few times, hang out with the rest of the guys and her

LH: Then talk to Ash to see if he picked up on a vibe between you two

LH: Then report back to me

LH: If he does, it's okay to ask her out

LH: If he doesn't, keep hanging out alone, but be a little less subtle

LH: ONLY A GOSHDAMN LITTLE HOOD

CH: OKAY

CH: THANK YOU WISE MASTER

LH: YOU ARE WELCOME LITTLE KIWI DUMPLING

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