The Clowns Are Coming

Suddenly I felt something in the water. It was warm and it creeped down my leg. I slowly lifted myself up onto the pier and reached for my towel. There was a scream and I looked back. Nothing. As I turned back pee was rushing down my legs. I heard another scream. As I looked back this time I saw a clown, 30 feet away, staring at me. It morphed before my eyes, turning into a bear and then back to a clown. I ran down the pier as fast as my legs would take me. I could only see a little ahead of me for it was a new moon. IT was behind me. The clown had eyes of white. He showed me his fangs as he smiled. Then I noticed something, it was wearing shorts. Its legs were as hairy as a bear. It LOOKED like a bear. I was still running as I looked back to see it, it was was dying is leg hair green and purple, while still running. The sky was turning. It started to look green and purple and orange. I ran to my beach house, still naked. Oh how I wish I grabbed my towel. My momma was looking through the window now, hearing my screams. "Momma help," I screamed, as the clown was still running behind me. The clown began to throw sprinkles at me and I saw my dog running out from the house, with a gun. He fired two times, at me, not the clown. And it me with such force that the bullets went right through my heart and into the clown. We fell over. I started peeing even more for I was chilly. The dog came running he peed too. It was the only way to warm myself up. The purge is coming.