"Daddy I can't believe you!"
"What did I do?"
"You bought me-"
"What there's nothing wrong with buying you things?"
"You bought me a kitten!"
"And what's wrong with that?"
"You only bought me whiskers, because that other guy said he would buy me a kitten if I would go out with him."
"Yeah well so what? You are already attached to 'whiskers' so what does it matter?"
"It matters because what if the same thing happens again but instead of a kitten it's a house?"
"I can buy you a house."
"Daddy!"
"Okay, okay I'll buy us a house."
"You're something else Daddy."
"I know princess."
"You know you're really hot when you're jealous. Turns me on every time."
"Why don't you set whiskers down, unless you want her to watch."
"Daddy!"
Okay does anyone else only like kittens and not cats? Just me okay.
I'm killing myself right now we ughhh I'm listening to one directions old albums. End me.
Later lovely people!
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Are You Jealouis?
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] "Are you jealouis?" "What the hell does that even mean?" or the one where louis is obviously jealous about harry hanging out with other guys that aren't him and harry loves to question him about it by mushing jealous and louis together.