Ask or Dare Vegeta

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Dare: I dare Vegeta to kiss Chichi right infront of Goku! >:) Mwahaha I'm so evil Jelly_B

Admin: *pokes Vegeta's head* You're bald

Vegeta: Yes, I realize that

Admin: Why?

Vegeta: *shivers* I had to get rid of those worms...

Admin: It's going to grow back right? Because if it doesn't you're going to have to join the bald club with Killing, Napa, and others.

Vegeta: It should grow back. But if it grows back as worms I'd rather stay bald.

Admin: Good to know. You're wearing this until then *puts Fedora on his head* You don't need people staring at your head for the next dare *holds up dare*

Vegeta: *reads it* I can handle Kakarot. That woman just better not attack me with her frying pan

Admin: Don't worry, I'll make sure she doesn't. Now let's go! *starts flying away*

Vegeta: At least I don't have to carry her anymore *flies too*

~At Chichi's house~
Admin: Hi Chichi

Chichi: Ally, it's nice to see you. Have you been doing your studying

Admin: Of course!

Vegeta: Wait, you come over here and read books instead of train like a real saiyan

Admin: I train. I just care about studying too. Anyways. Chichi, Vegeta needed you for something

Chichi: Oh, him. I guess I'll talk to him as long as its not like last time you brought him to see me.

Vegeta: Wait, doesn't Kakarot need to be here-

Goku: I heard there was food so I'm here!

Vegeta: Of course you are...

Chichi: Now what do need from me?

Goku: Wait, what's going on?

Vegeta: I just need to do this...*kisses her*

Goku: *gasps*

Chichi: *shocked*

Audience: *gasps*

Admin: Ooh this is going to be good! *starts eating popcorn and spits it out* Wait, I don't like popcorn *starts to eat cheez-its*

Vegeta: There *looks at Goku* What do you have to say Kakarot

Goku: I-I...don't really care

Audience: *gasps*

Admin: This just got interesting!

Goku: What I mean is I am married to Maya now.

Admin: Oh Yea...I knew that. And for anyone who doesn't know, check out my friend Maya1619 's book, Ask or Dare Goku!

Vegeta: So this dare is over?

Chichi: Not exactly *pulls out frying pan* Because I never agreed to this!

Vegeta: *jumps back* You promised this wouldn't happen!

Admin: No Chichi don't! *grabs frying pan and starts running*

Chichi: *runs after me* Come back here! I thought you were one of the good ones!

Admin: *keeps running* I am! I just didn't this through

Vegeta: *looks at Audience* Well what are you looking at? This dare is over

I just wanted you readers to know that I have 51 dares/questions after this one so if your dares/questions are newer it's going to take me a while to get to them.