Hello everyone here is the question most of us ask everyday no It's not about Jesus or god it's much more important it is "DOES JUMIN HAN IS GAY?" Let's ask the cat mom about this topic.
(Rings door bell to jumin's home)
Me:juminnnnnn I know your homeeeee
*Waits*
Me:DOES JUMIN HAN IS HOME?????
*Waits*
Me: DOES JUMIN HAN IS CATMOM??
*Waits*
Jumin: *in window* Go away
Me: I NEED TO ASK YOU AN IMPORTANT QUESTION
Jumin: I have more important things to do *closes curtain*
Me: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
Jumin: *calls 911*
Me: JUMIIIIIN
-Police officer get there,gets off of his car and walks into jumins front door-
Police: Ma'am we're gonna need you to come with us.
Me: NO I NEED TO ASK JUMIN SOMETHING,JUMIIIIN DOES JUMIN HAN-
Police: Ma'am please cooperate or we going to have to take you by force
Jumin:*looks outside from window with Elizabeth the 3rd*
Me:*ignores cops existence and bangs on jumin door*JUMIN IF YOU DONT OPEN THE DOOR I'LL STEAL ELIZABETH THE 3RD FROM YOUUUU,THEN I'LL GIVE IT TO SEVEN.
police:(T-T)I have been ignored
Jumin:AHHHHH NOT ELIZABETH *gets away from curtain with Elizabeth*
Me:BICH OPEN THE FUCKEN DOOR BEFOR I TELL ZEN TO BUTTY RAPE YOUR ASS.
Police:Ma'am please come with me not only are you trespassing your also making threats.
Me:*looks at police*I can do what ever the fuck I want you tripping ass Bich
Jumin:-Calls V-
Police:Ma'am this is your last warning please cooperate
-Jumin on the phone with V afraid of what I will do with his cat and him getting butty raped by Zen-
Me:JUMIN OPEN THE GOOD DAME DOOR
Police:ma'am since you don't cooperate I'm talking you by force- grabs wrist and other arms elbow-
Me: AHHHHH RAPE RAPPPPPE,DON'T TOUCH ME YOU RAPIST.
-A struggle to take me out of jumin property-
Me:ILL FIND OUT ALL YOU SECRETS JUMIN,THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU SEE ME
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MWAH*cough *
Jumin:-Sitting in a corner with Elizabeth rocking back and forth on the phone waiting for V to pickup -
Police:Officer I guess I have no choice-pulls out taser and tasers me-
Me:wha maw ugh-falls to th floor-
Police:It has been done-picks up body and walks to car-
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Mystic Messenger ON CRACK
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