Sherri's POV
Shit. I just did that. I actually punched my ex in the face. Next thing I know a police car is pulling up on the drive and im being arrested. Oh joy.
I was driven to the police station and shoved on a cold metal chair in a dark room. This is a new low, even for me.
"Name?" a police officer asked me
"Sherri Michaels."
"Age?"
"Isnt that a bit personal? Aren't you at least supposed to take me out on a date first?"
"Less of the cheek Miss Michaels, I will ask again, age?"
"Ooh, you're sexy when your angry." I giggled
"Miss Michaels." He said sharply
"Please, call me Sherri."
"I have had enough of this, I will ask this one more time, and if you don't answer me then I will personally escort you to a cell and you will stay there all night!" He shouted
"Can I say something?" I asked
"Unless its your age, no."
"Bu-"
"No."
"Let me ju-"
"No."
..................
"Rude."
"Miss Michaels, your age please."
"Fine, you got me. Im seven, I want my mommy. Where is she?"
"One more chance." he said
"13."
I got the dirtiest look shot at me.
"16."
Another look.
"20."
A look again.
"Okay, im 22."
I got another look
"Listen baldy, this is my real age. If you don't believe me, ask my mother. Oh no, you cant, because she doesn't give the slightest shit about me!" I yelled.
I was thrown into a jail cell with a creepy looking woman. And it smelt like piss. I hope I can survive the night.
*Next Morning*
I actually spent the night in a jail cell, I had to piss in front of this weird woman and she was watching me and it looked like she was jerking off, I think she was a transvestite...
"Sherri Michaels?" An officer called. I leapt to my feet.
"Yes?!"
"You are free to go, you are released on bail."
"Oh thank you!" I will never spend a night in jail again.
"But this will not go without a warning. The charges were dropped and there will be no serious punishment. But if anything like this happens again, there will be a price to pay." The officer said
"Right, wont happen again."
Woah, that was a lucky escape. Who bailed me out? My mother? Nah, cant be her. Olly? Hasn't got the money, he'd want to but he wouldn't be able to afford it. So that means...
"Cheska!" I yelled and ran towards her
"Sherri!" She yelled and we hugged for ages. But then she stepped back, gave me a slap in the face.
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Internet Dating
HumorSherri needs a new man. Luke Hemmings, member of 5SOS, also feels he wants a relationship. They both try internet dating, they talk for months and meet up. They get on great. But there's one thing stopping her chances at happiness, an admirer, one t...
