Internet Dating

Chapter 3

Josh's POV

Me and Cheska have been having some problems for a while now, ever I since I proposed she's been a total bridezilla and a total bitch. I proposed because I am, was in love with her, I didn't want a whole fancy wedding, I mean you don't put money in fucking gift bags! That's what Cheska is planning on doing, she wants a cake the size of the bloody Empire State Building, the venue she hired is way too pricey and she is just being ridiculous! Im not made of money and she is spending all of it, I dread to think of how much her dress is going to cost and the shoes and the hair and makeup. We had a massive fight over it.

*Flashback*

"Cheska! im done discussing this. You are not spending all of our money on a fancy wedding, its only a day for gods sake! We have to think of other things as well, like our honeymoon!"

"Only a day? its supposed to be the happiest day of our lives! Sorry if I want it to be perfect for the both of us!"

"I want it to be a great wedding as well Cheska! But you are going over the top, im not going to have you putting money in gift bags, why don't you just hand over our house while your at it, or our car- hey free cars for everybody!"

"Oh don't be so pathetic Josh, you know that I don't go that over board, I just want our wedding to be a day to remember!"

"Yes, but it needs to have some originality to it, I want a simple wedding for fucks sake! You know what?"

"What?"

"Maybe... we just should postpone this wedding, for a bit until we get this sorted."

"Fine, I- im just going to head out for a bit."

*End of flashback*

I could see she was really upset, I felt bad so when she came back I told her I was sorry and the wedding was back on.

But ever since Sherri came over to ours and I saw her in the shower, I have been craving something new- Sherri. She's just a simple girl, no bullshit, no crazy fuck ups or any chance of her turning into a bridezilla, I want her, bad.

Sherri's POV

I was really freaking out over what Josh had just said to me. He's Cheska's fiancé, that can absolutely cannot happen, never in a million years. The look he gave me though, it was as though I was the only woman in the world and he was going to devour me like a piece of fucking meat, I hope he's not a cannibal...

"-and anyway I have to lose a bit of weight to fit into this dress and... SHERRI!"

"What?" I said

"Have you been listening to anything I have been saying?"

"No." I didn't even mean to say it so blunt, it just happened.

"Why not? Hey... what's wrong?" Cheska asked

Think of a lie Sherri, quick.

"I need a new man Cheska" where did that come from?

"Oh, well have you ever considered Internet dating?"

"Urm, no..?" It came out more like a question than a straight forward answer

"Well you should try it, oh we should set it up tonight when I come over."

"Yeah, that will be great"

"Bill wont be in tonight will he?"

"Nah, he's out with his girlfriend"

"Okay so ill be around about- WAIT WHAT?!"

"Bloody hell Cheska you screamed down my bloody ear hole!"

"Sorry! But Bill has a girlfriend?!"

"Oh, did I not tell you about Fat Sally?"

"Er no you did not!"

"Ah, well I made Bill go to fat fighters because, quite frankly he was starting to look like the bloody sofa. So he came back late and he was all smiley and happy so I asked him what was up and he said he had met someone, Sally. And now he has started showering every day and he shaved and he has been working out and he bought some new clothes, its amazing. He's stopped smoking and he has cut down on the drink big time, the flat actually smells pleasant for once."

"So, looks like this Sally has changed him, have you met her?"

"Yeah, she came round yesterday. And actually, she is really pretty. She has long blonde hair and she has lovely eyes and she has a great dress sense."

"Hey, looks like you might be falling for Fat Sally."

"Shut up bitch, anyway the flat looks nicer now as well. Candles lit, pretty cushions, clean sheets, clean everything basically."

"Great, cant wait to see it."

We pulled up outside the wedding store, parked up and headed into the wedding dress shop. I waited on this plush settee while Cheska was trying on her wedding dress.

"Have you squeezed your fat ass into that dress yet?" I yelled and the posh shop lady gave me such a dirty look, I just seem to be a magnet for those dirty looks.

"One bloody second!" She yelled back

After a million years of waiting, she finally came out. She stepped out in this gorgeous dress.

"Woah, Cheska you look gorgeous."

"Really?"

"Yeah, if I was a guy, id shag you." Fuck! Another dirty look of that woman..

"Right lets get you into this bridesmaids dress then."

"Great..." Ahh, sarcasm

.......

"Sherri, get out here!"

"No!"

"You rushed me, im going to rush you"

"I feel like a slut!"

"Sherrise Rose Michaels, if you do not get out here now then I will personally drag you out here, look like a slut or not!"

"Fine!"

I stepped outside in this tiny blue bodycon dress with lace sleeves.

"Wow, Sherri you look gorgeous!"

"Are all the bridesmaids dresses going to be like this?"

"Yes but theirs are white."

"Right, lets go I need to eat."

We paid for our dresses and headed out for food. I wanted to go to Nando's, Cheska wanted to go to a salad bar. We went to the salad bar. Ugh.