My Very Own One-shots Book

I Can't Believe You're Naked: Pete x Tweek

A.N.: A super funny one-shot and it will have plenty of cursing and nudity.

Tweek was living in a cruddy apartment building. He sighed as he stepped inside his apartment and put the groceries on the counter. He put the food away. He was stressed from work he decided to take a bubble bath. It worked for Stan and Craig.

He closed the door to keep the cat out then started the bath and put bubbles. He put on his electronic candles. He added lavender scented bath salt to his bath.once it was all set up he undressed. He slipped into the bath and gave a sound of content. He soaked in the tub for a while. Once he finished he pulled the drain. He finished off by taking a shower quickly.

He went to grab a towel when he realize he didn't put them in the bathtoom this morning. He groaned and went to living to grab a towel.

Pete was watching a little boy about the age of 8. He was cleaning marker off the wall while the kid was asleep. He scrubbed but he pressed to hard and broke through the wall.

Tweek looked over and he seen his neighbor staring at him. He looked down and realized he was naked. He frantically grabbed a towel and covered himself.

"Holy fuck, I'm so sorry. Damn I didn't think the wall would break. Or that you would be fuckig naked. Its well oh man. I'm so fucking sorry. Shit. Don't worry I'll fix it."

Tweek looked at his blabbering neighbor shyly. Usually the guy was an asshole. He made Tweek feel nervous. He cleared his throat to get the guy's attention.

"Huh?"

"D-did you see a-anything?"

Pete blushed," Not really but from what I can tell you don't need to worry your hot as hell. Like damn I'd fuck you any day no questions asked."

Tweek felt the tips of his ears burn from embarrassment. He shifted in his towel uncomfortably. He bit his lip and looked into Pete's gray-blue eyes.

Pete met Tweek's gaze. Tweek had thick lashes that framed his green eyes. Pete felt the blood rush to his cheeks. He was being so vulgar in front of such perfect human. He cleared his throat a d smiled sheepishly.

"I'll cover the hole with a sheet for now. You do what you need too and we can talk tomorrow."

So they both did. Once pete got rid of the kid he was watching he went over. He knocked on Tweek's door. Tweek answered fully dressed. Pete thought it was a shame that tweek had such a gorgeous body and he kept it covered.

"H-hello?"

"On um can I come in."

"S-sure."

Tweek stepped aside. Pete stepped inside and was greeted by black cat. The cat sniffed him and meowed. The cat happily trotted away. Tweek giggled. Pete swore he was gonna die from the cute angel beside him.

After a long and boring discussion they sat in a slightly awkward silence. Tweek shifted nervously. The cat being some kind of mastermind jumped in the table and 'accidentally' spilled Pete's coffee on him. Tweek jumped up and grab a rag. He cleaned the table.

"Take off your pants...p-please."

"Sure thing."

Pete happily took off his pants. Tweek blushed as he grabbed the pants. He mumbled something to himself as he walked away. The cat seemed to smile at the whole thing. Tweek came out.

"W-would you like to borrow p-pants so you're not p-pantless in the h-hallway?"

"Nah. If its alright I'll chill here."

"S-sure I'll get those cleaned for y-you."

"I'm in no rush. It means more time with you."

Tweek blushed and grabbed a laundry stuff. He went down stairs and started the load. When he came back up he didn't see Pete. He went into the room and found pete laying in his bed playing with the cat.

"Come play with us Tweek."

"C-coming."

Tweek laid down and cuddled the cat. Pete thought he looked adorable. An adorable little ball of joy and a cat. (A.N.: Let's face it most cats are evil little bastards).

Tweek yawned. Pete smirked and took the car from Tweek. He set the cat on the floor. He moved closer to Tweek. Tweek blushed.

"Come here. Cuddle with me. Take a nap."

They both cuddled and fell asleep. The cat smiled and slept at the bottom of the bed. That was the start of a beautiful friendship then relationship and eventually their marriage.