A.N.Butters is wearing the middle outfit and the twentieth one shot in this book!I've you all. ( ˘ ³˘)♥ ⚠Warning really bad flirting.
Butters was cold. Like ice cold. There was a snow storm outside. He smiled when walked into a coffee place and was met with warm air. This was his favorite place. Whenever he came there was always a guy covered in tattoos working. Unfortunately every time he came the tattoo guy was busy but today was his lucky day.
The guy walked over with a bored expression. He did a quick once over of Butters. He cleared his throat.
"Hi I'm Michael I'll be your server. Would you like a menu?"
"I know what I want."
"Okay and what would you like?"
"I would like your number and a hot chocolate."
Michael blushed. He was covered in tattoos and this little innocent looking boy was asking for his number. He couldn't speak. He heard the small boy giggled.
"I'm Butters but if you like you can call me yours."
Michael couldn't help to turn a shade darker. This boy was something else. He bit his lip and wrote his order and walked away.
Butters thought is was amusing. He made that tough guy blush. His heart pounded. Acting confident was a lot of work. A little bit later Michael came back with a hot chocolate with extra whipped cream.
"Thanks handsome. "
He blushed and nodded. He walked over to the counter and took a moment to gather himself. He wasn't gonna let this little boy win. He looked over and seen Butters drinking his hot cocoa. Butters put the drink down and had a bit of whipped cream on his nose. He heard the Butters giggled. His heart melted. How can someone be so adorable?
Michael walked back over, "How is everything?"
"Mmm the hot chocolate is good but I rather have a taste of your lips"
Oh sweet lord this kid was smooth and dorky. He took a deep breath. He couldn't win this. He was too flustered.
"Would you like anything else"
"Are your honey buns on the menu?"
"N-no."
"Damn. I guess I'll just get another hot chocolate and a coffee cake."
"Alright I'll be back."
"I'll miss you while your gone," Butters winked and blew a kiss."
Michael walked over to the counter and submitted the order. One of the other employees named Kenny smirked at Michael.
"What's with the cherry cheeks?"
"You see that blond boy over there," he points, "he has been hitting on me and-"
"You mean Butters? Aw man he is the sweetest and most innocent person I ever met."
"You know him?"
"Yeah. He's a friend."
"Would it be okay to give him my number?"
"Hell yeah man. Go for it. If you don't I will."
Michael gave a small smile and brought Butters his order.
"You know Kenny?"
"Yep we work together."
Butters checked out Michael,"can I work with you tonight?"
Michael blushed,"will that be all?"
"Yeah since your not on the menu."
Michael nodded and calculated everything. He wrote Butters bill and waited till Butters was almost done before walking over.
"Here is your bill. You will pay over by Kenny. "
Michael left and went to one of his other tables. Butters looked at the bill and seen Michaels number written at the bottom. Butters smiled, payed his bill and went on his merry way.
A.N.:I'm corny as heck.
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My Very Own One-shots Book
FanfictionOne shots of pairings people don't ship. ⚠This may not be suitable for all readers. It has disturbing and offensive content. If you are sensitive or have a weak stomach don't read. I write most of these stories when I'm half asleep and have no filte...