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-Why the fuck did that happen-

Mark's Pov
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    I was inside my cell as the stupid guard came (Ha came..) to check on all of us to see if we were behaving. Obviously we all were still half asleep, but nope, we are "bad" and "weird" people. Okay I guess yelling," I AM THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!" to everyone I meet is not helping them believe me, but those squirrels do need a king. Anyways I was thinking that they were just going to walk and leave, until I heard the guard screaming at someone.

"What the hell are you doing Lily! No you can't just fuckin do that! Are you going to stop! Gez, why the fuck do I still work here."

    I shiver as I feel the guard, aka Michelle, walked passed my cell. She makes it down the long hallway and goes into a room that can hear everything we say, see everything we do, or a security room. They open our cells with a push of a button and we walk outside of our cells to form a long line. I was in between Ryan (Cryotic!) and MatPat because I honestly don't care anymore. I hear Conner talking to Lily to see what happened. Turns out Lily was just playing with a fork. Stupid.

    Oh did I mention we form this line to go to the cafeteria to get food every morning. The only person who doesn't really eat is Tiffy. You can tell because she is super skinny and she always throws up into the sink after breakfast. Her boyfriend, Mario, doesn't really do anything about it... Dumb ass.

    Then the other guard, Ryan (Not cry this time.), was talking into a mic to tell us to start walking. Yes we were treated like kids. Well everyone can be a kid inside.. right? We were walking in a "straight" line with our hands behind our back until we made it to the cafeteria. We each walked to the a table that the guards put us at. I was with Dan, Phil, Jack, Felix, and Marzia. Dan and Phil were inseparable, so anytime the guards tried to separate them Dan starts yelling and Phil starts to cry. The cafe people or some shit came and gave us some death on a plate.

    Since I needed to eat to live, I ate this stupid concoction. Jack and Felix were talking (Jelix is real! Jk) about this and that, when Dan and Phil joined their conversation. I looked around and saw Tiffy not eating her food, Lily saying how she is the real superwoman, and then Marzia joins Jack's and Felix's conversation too.  I roll my eyes as I continue to eat.

" Hey Mark, who is better Mario, or Luigi?" I look up to see Jack asking me the most obvious question in the world.

"Duh, Mario!" I exclaim.
"No Luigi is!" Jack says looking at me if I was crazy, which I am.
"Matpat said Mario is a animal abuser! Also a cheater!" Dan yells
"Mario is better!~" Phil sings.
"Yah bro Mario." Felix says ask he takes a bite of his sandwich.
"No I agree with Jack!" Marzia says smiling. They continue auguring, until MatPat comes and then they argue again.

Luigi wins.

Dan is face palming himself, like he does most of the time if he left alone with his thoughts.

    As we finish up Ryan, or Cry, walks up to us and says," I say Mario is always better than Luigi." then he walks away. Turns out we were really that loud.

    We all make it back and get put into our cells. Did I mention who my cell partner is, ...no? Oh well his name is, you guessed it, Jack.

Annoying, little, Jack.