~Hi
~HELLO!
~no go away
~Its my story too.
~We have to start now
~Uh. Fine
~OK so to start by saying we are best friends and we go to-
~BEST FRIENDS FOREVER
~SHUTUP I'm trying to introduce us
~Can't we introduce ourselves?
~Fine.
~ Good. My name is Aria Elizabeth Dimnet, and I am the coolest person in school.
~ Yeah, and I'm the queen of England.
~ Shut up.
~ No.
~ Fu*k off.
~ Wow, language.
~Sorry.
~ Anyway, I am Zoella Renessme Carson.
~Her parents were hippies.
~ What? No they weren't.
~Then how do you explain your name?
~ My name- excuse me, but Zoella is a perfectly nor-
~ No, I wasn't talking about your name, I was talking about your middle name.
~ Renessme? What's wrong with that?
~ Zo, my middle name is Elizabeth. And yours is, like, Renesmadudalie.
~ My middle name is not Renesmadudalie.
~ I know.
~ Ok, so we are best-
~ BEST FRIENDS FOREV-
~ STOP IT.
~ Geese, chill out. Please, continue.
~ So we go to Hamilton (Yes, named after the founding father) Middle School, or HMS, as we refer to it.
~ It's super boring.
~ Well, duh, it's boring. Its school.
~ But it has a really great writing program, for writers like us.
~ Yeah, this is what our schedule is like:
1: Science
2: English
3: Art/ Music (alternates)
4: Social Studies
5: Lunch
6: Math
7: Spanish
8: Gym/ Writing (alternates)
~ Our writing class is an advanced class with a college English teacher.
~ It's my favorite part of the day.
~ Well, every other day.
~ I'm trying to make a point!
~ Well then make it!
~ I just did!
~ So why are we having this conversation?!
~ I don't know!
~Ok, lets just calm down.
~ Fine! I mean, Fine.
~ Ok so as you know-
~ We can read people's thoughts!
~ Basically. Our day is kinda boring, but it's all good.
~ Yeah. Oh shoot, Mr. Greens is coming!
~Oh no, shoot, ok we gotta go. This is Aria Elizabeth Dimnet signing off.
~ And Zoella Renessme Carson, also signing off. From A-Z bye
~ Heh heh Hi Mr. Greens wha-
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