(Sorry we haven't written in so long. Riker has been in the hospital with Walking Corpse Syndrome and we haven't been able too update, since she has been unable to write. She's better now! P.S. We've added Nilla.)
It has been ages since I sent Jo out. I need a cookie. To the ice cabinet!! On my way to the ice cabinet I ran into a strange man. He looked down at me and said, "You look funny,"
"It's not my fault I have a stupid mother who made me have a stupid ingrown nose!" I said. "Did you know my father sued my mother because she had such an ugly baby? I bet you didn't because your an idiot who doesn't know anything,"
With that said, Floss pulled out her scissors and cut off all her hair is despair. "Now see what you've done? You made me so sad I cut off my most beautiful asset." Floss stormed outside to find herself in a pit filled with colorful ants. They crawled into her ears and she couldn't hear anything!
A short homeless man with no teeth came to the edge of the pit and started talking, but Floss couldn't hear, of course. So she crossed her eyes and stuck out her tongue at the man and he screeched and ran away. Floss started to look for a way out but saw that the ants had even given up hope of ever getting out. Floss saw as her last effort was to turn into a ant and climb through a small crack in the wall. so Floss curled up in a ball and POOF she was turned into a rainbow butterfly. "Well, this isn't what I was hoping for, but I guess it'll work!"
She flew merrily down a purple brick road and looked into the sky. Floss was expecting to see a cloud or two, even the sun or the moon, but she saw something very queer instead. It was a flying M&M scissors. Looking closer, Floss saw that attached to the blade of the scissors were millions of small elephant sized balloons.
"How weird," Floss said. "How very, very weird. I wonder if it was the Duke who sent those out." She paused for a moment, trying to get thought to register in her poor, blonde head. "Oh, I almost forgot! Today is my death day!"
Every time a princess is born, they are given a death day. It is chosen with a magical date dice (the same dice that chooses who the princess will go on a date with) that tells you a date. On the golden death day (like a golden birthday) The Dark Sebastian comes to town and kills the princess. After the whole town would celebrate and party. It was a magical sight to see.
"And I almost forgot! Today is my GOLDEN death day! I better get back to the castle and die," Floss said, talking to herself. "I heard the Dark Sebastian is going to kill me with demon-killing scissors!"
She turned back into her old ugly self and SPRINTED back to the castle. "My death day, my death day, the best day of all days!" She sang to herself. "Oho, madame!" A green monkey called from his perch in a potato tree. "It's your death day today!?" She nodded. "Mmm-hmm, my golden death day," She said impatiently, wanting to get to the castle as soon as possible. "Ah, well happy death day! I'm Slicecream, and you are?" The monkey inquired. "NO!" Floss said, stomping her foot. She continued on her way.
After awhile it started to get dark. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I MISSED MY GOLDEN DEATH DAY!!! I must go back and sacrifice myself in front of everyone. For Dark Sebastion will be very angry. Then, Slicecream popped up and said "But princess, don't you want to live?" Floss laughed in his face. "Of course not!" She chuckled. "On my golden death day, I get tons of gifts and people congratulate me that I've made it this far, and my mother and dog will be oh so proud of me! And then... I die! I wonder how it feels," She sighed. Slicecream the monkey looked confused. "If every princess has a death day, how did your mother make it through? She was royalty too, right?"
Floss looked toward the sky, where the M&M scissors were still hovering. "It's a long and haunting tale...."
She wiped a tear away from her eye. "But I'm not going to tell you now. Bye!" "Wait, tell me!" yelled the monkey. Suddenly the monkey is up in her face and said in a deathly voice, "I control everything that comes in and out of this world you do not want to mess with me so let's sit down and how about you tell me that story" Floss sits down and begins her tale.
"When my mother was 31, and I was 15 my mother had her death day. For an odd reason she was dreading it. No one knew why, it is supposed to be a day of honor and respect. We were all prepared for her death, but suddenly she wasn't there. She had disappeared and returned a few years later. We don't like to talk about her death day. It brought shame to my family. I must not do the same. That is why I must go quickly, so I get there on time to die." Slicecream nodded solemnly. "You're absolutely right- we have to get there quick." Floss made a face. "WE?' The monkey cackled. "The only way you'll get there on time is if we fly, so-" And with that, the duo took off into the purple sky, back to the castle where the whole city was waiting for the princess to die.
