Thorki Moments

10 Really Strange Moments

These are 10 really strange things I've found in Thorki fics...

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1. When Loki's a Jotun, he's half naked. Like seriously Loki, you're not a prostitute. Put on some damn clothes. 

2. Thor is all of a sudden attracted to Loki, as if he hadn't noticed him over the thousands of years they've spent together. 

3. Thor and Loki are 6 yet they still have sex. Can we just stop this, please... I'm pretty sure that's like rape or something...

4. Loki has both genitals... Yeah, no. Please stop, it scares me...

5. Loki gets drunk. Alright, no. Just no. Loki doesn't drink, he doesn't like alcohol. He doesn't seem like the type of person to drink. Thor drinks. There. 

6. Thor invites Tony to a sex party with Loki.... HOW ABOUT NO. NONONO. 

7. Thor comes to Loki with relationship problems. Dude, Loki won't fix them for you, he is NOT the Love Doctor.

8. Odin kisses Loki. Okay, the author specifically puts THORKI as the title, and there's Lodin... NO. It's disgusting anyways...

9. Loki gets pregnant. WHY CAN'T THOR GET PREGNANT, HUH?!

10. Loki acts like a whiney little emotional girl when he's pregnant. 

"Thoooorrrr, I'm hungry. Wait, I wan't vodka. Wait no, don't get me that give me chocolate."

WHAT DO YOU WANT THOR TO DO?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND, LOKI.

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That is all. I'll do a ton of these xD

I may do ones with different ships as well. Not entirely sure yet. But anyways, if you have anything to add, go ahead and PM me and I'll put them in and give ya some credit. ^.^

Peace.