Bangtan Dictionary (COMPLETE)

[BS] BTS as Your Teacher

BTS AS YOUR TEACHER

Jin: (Arts Teacher) Class pass your mosaic.

You: *passes mosaic*

Jin: What is this? I told you kids to make your mosaic pink! *gives 60%*

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Namjoon: (English teacher) Diorama is a scene in miniature reproduced in 3 dimensions by placing figures before a painted or pho--

You: Zzz Zzz

Namjoon: Ya! y/n. Why are you sleeping in my class? Show respect to your teacher. Do you think that's good? what about your future? Do you think you'll be successful if you are sleeping in my class? Huh?

You: *nosebleed*

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Hoseok: (Science Teacher) Dirty water is badeu. Don't touch faceu.. (talking about saliva) When you have dirty water on your faceu... Your heart is omygad.

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Yoongi: (Health Teacher) You guys should sleep. Sleeping is healthy. You should have enough sleep.

You: How many hours?

Yoongi: 14-24 hours a day.

Yoongi: Now we are going to have and activity.

You: What is it? 

Yoongi: Sleeping.

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Jimin: (P.E Teacher) Students, you should be fit..

You: What do you mean by "fit" sir?

Jimin: Like this *shows his abs infront of the class*

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Taehyung: (TLE Teacher) Today, we're gonna bake a cake.

You: Yay! What's the ingredients sir?

Taehyung: Great question!

                         40 C of flour

                         1 egg white

                         35 egg yolks

                         1/4 tsp of sugar

                         1/2 gallon of milk

                         10 C of baking powder

                         1 C of inseticide

You: *act* Ugh! Sir! Im s-sick! I'll go to the clinic. *dasi run run run*

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Jungkook: *at the kindergarten, playing iron man with his classmates*

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Q: Pants, skirt, or shorts?

A: Skirt. You?