Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you." The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
Fortune Cookie
Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you." The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML