Akatsuki Kittens (Deidara Love Story)

Itachi is a Pervert

Chapter Twenty One

I make my way up the stairs and down to the end of the hall to my art room and open the door to look inside, but I see nothing. I try to think of somewhere else he might be, but my train of thought is completely stopped when warmth encases the back of my body and a familiar scent fills my nose.

"I thought I'd find you here. I just wanted to say thanks for all of the stuff you got me today, hm." Deidara says as he places his head on my shoulder. I relax into the warmth his body is providing, relaxing the cramping muscles in my stomach.

"It's no problem. But, I know of a way you can pay me back." I say as I turn my head up to look at him, a small smirk adorning my face. He glances at me skeptically for a few moments before I sigh and grab his hand to pull him to my room.

"What exactly does this method of payment involve?" He asks from the door where I left him. I go to my drawers and change into a t-shirt and some shorts and lay down on my bed, Deidara eyeing me curiously. I flinch in slight pain at how cold the sheets are. Normally, I love the feeling, but with me being on my period, my body hates the cold right now. Deidara's eyes go wide as he walks up to me quickly, seeing that I'm in pain.

"What's wrong? What hurts?" He asks as his hands hover over my body, getting ready to try and do something about the pain that I'm feeling.

"I'm on my period you idiot, what the fuck do you think it is?" I reply irritatedly. His eyes widen slightly as he rubs the back of his head with a sheepish smile on his face and chuckles awkwardly.

"Well sorry to tell you dear, but I was never informed about this kind of stuff, so I don't exactly know what you want me to do here, hm." Deidara says as he chuckles a bit more nervously. My features soften as I look at him.

"It's okay Dei. My body just doesn't like the cold right now. So basically, I want you to lay down next to me, and put your hands on my lower stomach. That's where it hurts." His eyes widen in shock, but he quickly covers it up with a smirk. Whatever he's about to say is gonna-

"If you wanted me to touch you down there, all you had to do was ask, heh." Deidara says, ultimately pissing me off. I growl in irritation as my face scrunches up and roll over. I should have expected something this childish from him. I knew he wouldn't handle it more maturely because period cramps are no joking matter. Just then, a lovely idea sprung its way into my brain as a way of paying him back for his immaturity.

"Fine, if you want to act childish about my bleeding vagina, I'll just go get Itachi, he's much more mature, or maybe Sasor-" I start but he groans loudly and shakes his head rather quickly.

"NO! Hell No! Roll over, I'll cuddle you, I'll make it go away, and I won't even be a pervert like a want to, I promise just don't go get them." Deidara says as he pulls me over gently to get me to lay on my back. I laugh, but immediately stop and flinch in pain. Dei's expression changes back to worried as he lays his head in the crook of my arm, next to my boob, and lays his large hand onto my lower tummy where I had pulled up my shirt slightly.

"IT FEELS SO GOOD DEIDARA!" I sigh in relief after about five minutes of his hand just laying on my tummy. Dei sighs softly and snuggles into my side deeper while a smile makes its way onto my face. I begin to play with the ends of his hair with the arm he's laying on, but unfortunately all quiet comes to an end.

"DEIDARA WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE- wait, what are you two doing?" Itachi says as he bursts into my room. A completely shocked expression crosses my face at the fact that Itachi had just yelled. I stare at him for a moment before looking down at Deidara, who's smirking at Itachi.

"I was having cramps, and Deidara is warm. You can put the rest together. What the fuck did you think we were doing?" I ask Itachi with a knowing smirk on my face. Itachi's eyes widen at me, but he looks at the floor quickly.

"Well, I mean, I just, I heard you scream, and it was his name, and I thought... You know what, never mind. I'll be leaving now." Itachi says as he closes the door softly behind him. Deidara and I chuckle lightly at his protectiveness.

"Come on. I fell better, now I wanna watch a movie." I say and I sit up slowly, but Dei pulls me right back down and nuzzles his face into my rib cage, right under my boobs.

"Dei you idiot! It took me a lot of time and effort to sit up!" I yell at him and try to push his face away from my body, but he just tightens his grip on my waist.

"Well, I guess I'll carry you down the stairs then so we can watch the movie." He says as he looks up at me and gets up with me in tow, his face still pressed in my ribs.

"You'd better not fucking drop me, or trip down these fucking stairs, because if you do, God save your soul!"