"odysseus was on a journey and hadn't had sex in twenty years! i mean, i'd be surprised if he didn't want to have sex with his men!" cas choked on his soda, laughing so hard tears came from his eyes.
"well, what about calypso? he was on her island for ten of those years."
"that doesn't count. i mean, calypso was probably hot, but let's be honest. odysseus gave up immortality so he could be with his wife. meaning, he loved his wife so much, he probably didn't sleep with her. so that means twenty years of no sex. twenty! i could never do that. ever."
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Fanfiction"who are you?" "castiel. who are you?" -purposely lowercase [completed]
