Error sat in the empty white void, wondering which AU he would be able to destroy next.
Underlust, please. A voice suggested. Error shuddered at the mention of the horrid AU.
Errortale. Another voice suggested.
"Shut up," Error growled.
Error jumped at the sound of a portal opening. "HELLO AGAIN!!"
"Oh. Hi, Blue."
"I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT MY PARTY IS STARTING! I KNOW YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF TIME HERE, SO I FIGURED I WOULD COME TELL YOU!"
"Um.. thank you?" Error murmured. "Wait. Where even is the party?"
"MY HOUSE!!" Blue shouted, grabbing Error's arm and jumping through the portal.
Error began to glitch until errors covered his eyes, blinding him.
"ERROR?" Blue asked, concerned. "WHY ARE YOU-"
Error.exe has stopped responding.
"...WHAT." Blue read the little window that popped up in front of Error. He shrugged, walking away.
After Error reloaded, he walked into Blue's house, seeing all of the abomi- er, Sanses.
A Sans skated up to him. The Sans had a purple turtleneck, as well as a blue, green, and pink hoodie. The odd-looking skeleton was also wearing a hat- backwards. Error glanced at the skeleton's glasses, which read 'YO_LO'.
"'Sup, brah?" The 90's abomination said, skating circles around Error.
"Don't 'brah' me," Error growled. "And stop doing that!"
The 90's nightmare stopped skating, adjusting his glasses.
"Who even are you?" Error narrowed his eyes at the abomination.
"The name's Sanzy Fresh, dawg. But you can just call me Fresh," Fresh pointed finger guns at Error. "What's your name, my radtastic friend?"
"My name's Error," The glitchy skeleton murmured. "And we're not friends."
Fresh's glasses changed from 'YO_LO' to 'UN_RAD'. Error just rolled his eyes.
"Come on, brah!" Fresh huffed. "Don't be so un-rad, dawg."
"You're giving me a headache," Error growled. "So, 'bye."
Before Fresh could say another word, Error walked past him.
Error walked over to a corner, hugging his knees.
That was awkward.
Lol, yeah.
I totally ship Error and Fresh now. OTP!
A light blush crept onto Error's face as he listened to the voices go on.
HE'S BLUSHING. QUICK, EVERYONE, SHIP MODE!
YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!
Ha.
Error desperately tried to ignore the voices, but they filled his thoughts.
"ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?" Error jumped at Blue's question. "OOPS! DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU."
"No, it's okay," Error muttered. "And I guess I could be having a better time. Not that I want to or anything." Error added.
Blue's pupils turned into stars, his eyes filled with determination. "WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FORC- I MEAN.. HELP YOU HAVE FUN!!!"
"Wait, what?"
"AHAHAHAHAHA. You heard nothing." Blueberry murmured. Error narrowed his eyes at the smol skeleton, wondering what could be going on inside of that skull of his.
"AAAANYWAY!" Blue continued. "I SAW YOU WITH THAT FRESH PERSON. I SHIP YOU TWO NOW!!"
Error sighed.
YAS. THE SMOL BLUEBERRY IS ON OUR SIDE! S.S. ERRORFRESH IS ABOUT TO SET SAIL!
WE SHOULD CELEBRATE.
YUUUUUUUUUUUUS.
Error rolled his eyes. "Can I just be alone for a bit?"
"OH. OKAY!!!" Blue ran off, probably going around and making everyone else uncomfortable.
"Great," Error muttered. "I can't wait to see how this turns out.."
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