Me VS. Life

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Me: I am so hungry

Life,: your always hungry

Me: Well your *chokes on words*

Life: what can't think

Me: I can think *Says frustrated*

Life:Does it hurt

Me:Does your face hurt

Life: Dood I'm not even a person

Me: DIE

Life: Wait...so....I DON'T....HAVE TO.....WORK....F-FOR YOU

ME: WHAT The Heck DOES THAT ME

Life: it means your a piece of bull crap

ME: END OF Discussion! GOOD DAY!

Life: hope you have the opposite

Me: *walks away (stomping feet, muttering to herself)*

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