Felt like writing this cuz why the fuck not? XD)))
You were walking in London. You were there cuz why the fuck not. Anyways, you came upon a mansion, and also saw that it was getting quite late. So, you knocked on the mansions' huge doors and waited for a answer. Just then a mysterious butler in a pitch black attire appeared.
"Hello." He said with a polite smile
"Hello, I've been traveling all over London and found it got quite late. May I stay just one night? This is all I'm asking for." You asked in the most nicest tone you can get
"Hm, I'll have to ask my master, but, please do come in." He said as he stands aside for you to enter.
"Thank you" You say as you walked into the mansion.
"My name is Sebastian. What is your name, m'lady? " He asked as he closed the door
"Oh, it's Y/n." You said with a smile
"Beautiful name for a beautiful woman." Sebastian said with a smile and walks off
"Wait a minute, what in the actual fuck just happened?" You asked with shock. With no answer you just stood there and looked around. You then heard the door of the mansion open with a creek and the clicking of heals.
" God damnit Claude! How come you never laugh with me?!" A certain someone said. You turned around saw the famous, non other than, booty short wearing, Alois Trancy. You raised a eyebrow and watched him sneak into the mansion without him noticing you.
"Alright Claude, here's the plan. You're going to give Sebastian a lap dance while I try to seduce Ciel with a pickle." Alois said with a smug smile. You laughed your ass off as you saw Alois hold up a pickle. Let's just say, you stayed at a hotel instead but you did see Alois and Ciel getting it on with a pickle along with Sebastian running away from Claude.
