Ciel: -is staring off into the distance, waiting for dinner with the most weirdest deep face- derpy derp derp......fuck me right the assss.....I'm hungry asf......
Sebastian: -comes in with his food and looks at his derp face- :D
Alois: -is stalking them with the most unnerving rape face- fufufu~
-Creeps up behind Alois with a cup of cold ass water and ice-
Alois: -doesn't notice and is watching Ciel's ass- dat ass~
-bites lip to contain my snickers and then pours it into his shirt-
Alois: -jumps up and starts screaming and running around-
Sebastian: -serves ciel his food and looks at Alois and snickers-
Ciel: -face plants into his food and eats it- I'm a motha fudging star boi ;P
-chases Alois with more ice and laughs at him-
Claude: -watches and pushes up his glasses and throws a pickle at Alois' face-
Alois: oh my gawd, Claude, why!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
-tackles Alois and pours some more ice into his shirt and then throws the cup at him and runs off-
Sebastian: -sighs- I don't know how you guys keep getting the catnip....
Ciel: -takes a jar of mayonnaise and dips his hair in it- daddy I wanna dye my hair! :)
Sebastian: -turns around and looks at ciel- what the bloody hell are you doing child? >:C
Ciel: I just wanna look good for ya~ good for ya~ cat nip~ -pulls out some white powder from his pocket and slaps it on his face-
Sebastian: D:< boi! If you don't get your dusty crusty looking ass hands off my catnip, I'll get Alois to suck your potatos
Ciel: -hugs a random potato- nuuuuu!!! Anything but the potato
Potato: -cries- I'm loved!!!! :")
Sebastian: stfu you greasy fat French fry!
Potato: -sniffles- my feelings
Claude: -snatches the potato and throws it out the window- bai bitch
--potato magically falls in Grells hands--
Grill: -sees it and then falls in love with it and draws Sebbys face on it and makes out with it-
Sebastian: -watches him and gasps and then gets a jug of bleach and throws it on Grells head- see you in hell, you nasty asshat!
-is in a corner, eating candy- and that's, "My Strange Addiction" bai bai
