Zodiac Signs

The Signs as Video Games

Aries: Grand Theft Auto. Showed up looking for a fight
Taurus: Mario Kart. You make your friends cry
Gemini: Some EA sports creation?
Cancer: Nintendogs. Dont even lie
Leo: Lego Batman. Literally because of batman
Virgo: Minecraft. You're a little nerd
Libra: Skyrim. Dragons?
Scorpio: The Sims. Creepy controlling stalker
Capricorn: Pokemon. You are mentally 9
Aquarius: Call of Duty. Because you got really good at it in middle school
Pisces: Halo. Your internal rage and emotional exhastion needs an outlet