Zodiac Signs

The signs what they'll probably call their kids

Aries: their first name
Taurus: a nickname
Gemini: their full name
Cancer: hun
Leo: pumpkin
Virgo: mini me
Libra: sweetie
Scorpio: honey bun
Saggittarius: "hey you"
Capricorn: squirt
Aquarius: small one
Pisces: it varies day to day