Jack ✨and Felix🍆
J: felix you'd better get your ass on here and explain
F: explain what?
J: dON't aCT DUMB YOU KNOW WHAT
F: hmmm do I?
;;;;;)))))
J: -.-
F: okay okay chill bro
J: ughuguhuhuhuh just hurry up
F: idk i just though i'd introduce you two
you seem like you could make a good pair ;;;))
J: Yeah that's what you said about the couple in Blue Valentine
and look how that worked out -.-
F: what do you mean? as a relationship full of angry sex? ;;;)))
J: FE IM BEING SERIOUS
F: okay, i'm sorry.
J: you need to get it in your head that just because i'm not straight doesn't mean i'm going to have sex with every guy i talk to. I have my own standards too you know.
F: sorry
J: Yeah.