(I am too lazy to come up with a better title sorry)
karkat's POV
WHY THE HELL DID ASSHOLE LALONDE MAKE JOHN DRINK THAT WEIRD ALCOHOL DRINK?
I am dragging John back to my hive. He is so drunk I don't think its safe to take him back to his house. I don't want him to be alone in that huge house, drunk and stupid. I mean he is already stupid enough but he might hurt himself. He needs to stay at mine until he is sober. I guess I need to take care of him.
"Where are we going?" He asks me after hiccupping a little.
"To my house. You are too drunk to take care of yourself." I reply.
"NO!!!!!!!!" He moans.
"I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET YOURSELF HURT... OR KILLED." I say, he says nothing else after that, until we get to my house.
I drag him up the stairs and place him on the floor of my bedroom.
"Wait here, I'll get an extra blanket for you." I say to him.
He Doesn't reply. I go and get him a thick black blanket, so he won't go cold.
I go back into my room, and I can't find John anywhere. Where the hell could he be? I told him specifically to wait here.
"John, where are you? I am not in the mood for any of your pranks. Just show your ugly god damn face, so I can put you to bed." I call around the room.
Out of nowhere came a slow lick on my left horn.
"AH!" I yell, dropping the blanket.
I immediately turn around to see John topless!
"JOHN WHAT THE F*CK?!" I ask, not knowing where to look, my cheeks getting hot.
"Shh." He says putting his index finger on my lips.
I don't know what to say. I cant say anything! It's like he has used some sore of magic on me, or something.
John tells me to turn around, and I do so.
He starts to lick my left horn again, and I cant help but let out some faint weeps of uncontrolled joy.
"uh... nn...."
"Don't fight the pleasure." He tells me.
I try and control my noises. But then after licking my horns he starts to suck on them.
He surrounds his mouth around my right horn. Oh god what's happening to me? Why is he doing this? Why do I like it?
He sucks on it, softly, and slowly. Then he turns a bit more aggressive.
"nn..." I moan, my cheeks burning.
He sucks harder and faster. It's making me feel weird. Very weird.I realize that my bulge feels extremely weird. It feels like it is growing bigger. NO! I need to stop it! Stop growing! Stop it! stop!
"h-hu. J-John." I stutter. He ignores me, and keeps sucking on my horn.
"Stop!" I yell. He does it even faster which makes my bulge grow even more.
"STOP!" I yell again.
This time he doesn't ignore me. But instead of stopping he snakes his arm around my waist and leads down to my...
I start to pull away, but he is surprisingly strong. He smoothly touches my crotch and starts to cup me.
This time I really can't control my voice. "AH! N-NO! S-TOP. IT HURRTS!" I say, closing my eyes.
