Harry Potter Theories/Randomness/Memes

Cursed Child(SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!)

I just sat down and read and finished the Cursed Child. It took me four hours, I have to stop a couple times to do other things, like eat. I have to do some talking about it now.

If you haven't read cursed child yet, I warn you now, don't read this page yet. I am going to give away a lot of things. Go read cursed child, than come back and freak with me.

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Last chance to leave, other wise, stay. I welcome those who have read it or are okay with spoilers.

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Literally when I started reading the book, one of my friends joked about the Scorpio rumor: "What if he was the child of Voldemort and Bellatrix?" We both laughed. I'm not laughing anymore. I am gasping and screaming. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HAD A DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!! THE JOKE ISN'T A JOKE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Also, I think Scorpio should be in hufflepuff, not slytherin. Albus can stay in Slitherin. At first I thought Rose should be a slytherin because she seemed like a brat, but I think she started to shape up after awhile, so I'm letting her stay in griffindore. I probably failed to spell the house names. I don't feel like checking though.

The reason I feel like Scorpio is a hufflepuff: He's too nice to be a slytherin, he doesn't have enough hate. Albus at least had some hate. Also, Scorpio likes books. Hufflepuffs are smart(just as smart as ravenclaws), nice, honest, loyal, and fair-players.  Scorpio fits in with smart, nice, loyal, and fair-player. He only lied once. 

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ScorpioXRose ? Nah. Maybe, idk.

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My last thing to say on this is:

GinnyXHarry? Or HermioneXHarry?

In the first seven books, I'm a Harrmony. HermioneXHarry.

In Cursed Child, I'm a GinnyXHarry.

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One more thing to say actually:

The Cursed Child made Snape seem really really nice. I know he was actually a caring guy, but I think they made him a little too caring in cursed child. But that's just my opinion.

Also they made Ron seem like a big idiot. But as some say, he already was one. I have seen all the movies and am on the sixth book, so book-wise I haven't made a final judgement on his idiocy.

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Seriously, my last statement:

HARRY POTTER IS AFRAID OF PIGEONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I might have taken a few pictures of my favorite page or two, and two other paragraphs, just so that when I return the book to the library, I can look at them again. I hope that's not bad. 

And who thought Neville would be a teacher? I think his subject is in plants, he likes plants.

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I overall thought it was not hard to read cursed child in script form. I found the script/book very enjoyable. It had a good plot.

Bye!

P.s. Feel free to rant or theorize in the comments, if enough people do I might post all your theories in a chapter and add what I think. I'll make sure I give everybody credit for their ideas and just add mine on in a second paragraph.

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p.s.s Should I buy Cursed Child to finish my collection? I own all seven mane books, fantastic beast, and am debating over getting cursed child, just to have it. I don't really want the quitage through the ages book, I read it and was bored. I also don't think I want the tales of beetle the bard, It was okay, not good enough to own.