Murderers Shouldn't Be Loved (Spideypool)

Chapter 2

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'Thoughts' (Author)
>> text coming in
<< text going out
Heyy so you do like it... right?
You're not just running out of good Spideypool fan fiction and mines, okay...? I hope that's not the case...
Anyway,let's get started, you don't care about me.
Also beware, there is a nice reference to Andrew Garfield's Spiderman... :|

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'Deadpool...' who just says their name after a battle? After literally threatening someone with a gun? Well I guess "Deadpool" does. Peter had just gotten home, checked on Aunt May and slipped into more casual clothes. (Hah, but I was to lazy to explain how Aunt May didn't notice the gunshot wound.)

His arm was still considerably sore after the battle and he had no idea how he would explain to Aunt May about it without telling her about his powers, that alone would probably give her a heart attack. Peter was laying on his bed, facing the ceiling as he grabbed his laptop and sat up. He had yet to get a picture of Deadpool, or as everyone else called him MS, for the Bugle. His eyes drifted to the time on the screen; 6:42 P.M. he should''ve be been asleep, but thoughts of the fight earlier that day kept him awake.

'Move and I'll shoot.' Deadpool had said, which was mere moments before 'I'm not gonna shoot you, Spidey.' What the hell kinda indecisive move was that? Did he feel pity for "Spiderman"? Could he tell he didn't want to die? Was Deadpool a mind reader?

He messed with his hair as if that would help. Then, Then the kicker happened, 'Deadpool tried to lift my mask up!' Peter thought, 'No one seems to grasp the concept of the mask!' He threw himself down on the bed only to sit back up after hearing his phone Buzz. When he opened his phone he had a text message from a random number, what it read almost gave him a heart attack.

>> Spiderman?

Peter wanted to die right there. He felt his hands clam up.

>> It's D.P.

'How did Deadpool get my phone number?!' Peter thought 'Why did he type Spiderman!? Does he know?'

I think you have the wrong number <<

>> I'm pretty sure I don't

What the hell was he supposed to say? It's not like he was trained how to lie via text.

I think Spiderman punk'd you man <<

>> 'Punk'd' really? How old are you?

Listen maybe Spiderdude swapped phones with me when I wasn't looking, I don't know. Stop texting me.          <<

>> Hah, Spiderdude. I'm gonna use that

And I'm gonna remove your number from my phone, bye.                           <<

>> Any idea where Spiderdude might be at this hour, kid?

By referring to me by 'kid' I assume you're a grown ass adult. Figure it out yourself.                                               <<

Peter pressed the sleep button and closed his eyes. Not even a minute passed before his phone buzzed again, he rubbed the bridge of his nose annoyed and looked at the texts.

>> So no ideas?
>> You seemed smart
>> My bad, I overestimated you

You don't even know me and I do have an idea. Maybe, and this is just a guess, asleep?                                     <<

Peter closed his phone and rolled over pulling the blanket to his eyes. Maybe Deadpool would shut up and sleep, unlikely, he sure had a mouth on him. He felt a buzz, and he angrily opened his phone.

>> You really think so?

I am trying to SLEEP stop texting me. Please                                                   <<

No response. Did he finally stop texting? Had Peter gotten him to shut up fir once? No, he felt the phone buzz again and he watched the text roll onto screen

>> Roses are red
>> I want to meet you,
>> You don't know me
>> But want to meet too?

>> Dinner tomorrow at Mario's taco joint?

Peter sighed and rubbed his eyes, looking at the time; 8:23 P.M. really? It had been 2 hours since he got home. Peter considered it, maybe he'd see Deadpool's face? Get an upper hand on the jerk if he actually stayed in New York long enough for "Spiderman" to see him again. 'Am I actually risking him finding out who I am?' Peter thought. He realized some time pass since Deadpool's lsst text as he felt a buzz again.

>> Other flowers are Red
>> It's not like we're gonna screw
>> I understand if you say 'no'
>> So 'no' is fine too

Are these flirtations?                          <<

>> Is that a yes?

Are you asking a stranger on a date? Whom you don't even know anything about?                                                   <<

Peter had to hold back a smile at the next text. Reminding himself that Deadpool was a murderer, cold and heartless.

>> I never said it was a date...
>> But that's what stranger means, yes.

I'll think about it.                              <<

>> Tomorrow at 2:30 ?

Dude I have school.                          <<

>> So you are a kid...

A short pause.

>> 5:30 ?

Again, i'll think about it.                   <<

Peter closed the phone, still pondering how Deadpool got his phone number, he rolled over and closed his eyes. It didn't last long, because then it hit him. Deadpool asked him out. Deadpool asked Peter Parker out.

'Deadpool asked me out!?'

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Short. I know. Kinda a filler. Don't hate me. Maybe I'll do the next Chapter starting off at Wade's place...
Thanks for reading!