Finally updated 😃😘👍
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Topic: Texting
Sub-topic: Text fighting
Sub-topic: Texting guys
The truth about texting is this; some chick from Springfield, Illinois got annoyed by her mother calling her twenty times a day to ask, small stupid questions. So she called up her brilliant son and told him her problem. A year and a half later this son had come up with a form of communication called the text, where you could type and send a message to a recipient.
Just kidding.
But girls, ask yourself this; am I like the mother who wouldn't stop calling her daughter with little annoying questions?
Listen, I don't want you to call me when I'm at a girlfriend's house and you need to know where your phone charger is because:
A) You could have texted me instead of interrupting my conversation with my best friend
And...
B) I have no fucking clue where your stupid phone charger is... What do you think I am? A GPS tracker chip?
Can we not?
Texting is great, no matter how old you are... I mean moms love emojis. Like my mom will text me and be like, 'Beautiful day today! ⭐️🌈🌺☀️ #Kodakmoment 📷'
But then again I don't want to receive your life story in a text... If your story has a beginning, middle and end, just call me.
~Text Figthing~
Listen, texting is great for a, 'hey how are ya?' Not a, 'I fucking hate you!'
Through texting you can't hear tone or see emotion unless you are annoying and use emojis in every text...
Example~
'God! I fucking hate you!😫😭😪😠😡😤😖'
'Why? Is it because I'm not as pretty as your ex Betty Jane?!? #youreminebitch! 😭😪😥😰😓😩😫😣😢😠😡😤😖😟😵'
'Well at least Betty Jane wouldn't have used that many emojis! 😠😡'
'Go to hell! #neverwanttoseeyouagain! 😡😠😩😫😭'
'This is stupid! Because I was just kidding when I said I hated you! 😠😡😤😾'
'See you Monday #maybe 😠😡😤😖😭😪😥😰😓😩😫😣😢😔😿😾✋'
~ Can we just do this the old fashioned way and meet up in a dark alley and dance battle this shit out?💃 👯
Ugh, where's the male dancer emoji when you need it?
Bottom line, don't fight with anyone over text.
~Texting Guys~
Admit it, if you have a phone it's happened to you... That award moment when the guy you like texts you and says 'hey' and you think, what did he mean? Did he mean:
A) Hey 😄
B) Hey 😪
Or...
C) Hey?
So you text your best friend and the conversation goes like this~
You: OMG HE TEXTED ME, HOW DO I RESPOND?!?!?! OMG
Your friend: Well what did he say 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
You: he said, 'hey'! But idk if he meant 'hey 😄', 'hey😪' or 'hey?'
