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how they met

Now, there are many variations and stories and rumours about how Alex and Alexa met. But I have the truth- the truest truth, reality. What really happened.
Without further ado, I shall spill the beans.

Behold the tale of Alexa and Alex.

Alex Turner, The Last Shadow Puppets frontman and former frontman of Arctic Monkeys, was walking down a lantern lit streets one Saturday night. It was just past 11, and Alex could sense shadows creeping up behind and all around him. There was no one else there.
Ah, good old Sheffield. Such a lonely place. It was not the most crash hot place in England, but it certainly was Alex's favourite. I mean, Jarvis Cocker grew up here pfffft who wouldn't want to be in the same town as Jarvis Cocker ok lmao
Anyway, um
Alex could sense something moving. But it was late at night and no one was around, who or what could it possibly be? He looked around, saw nothing. So he kept on walking.
Suddenly, he could hear the moving thing a lot louder. It was definitely there somewhere.
Alex peered down into the gutter along the curb, realising that's where the noise was coming from. And down in that dark, dank gutter, there was the biggest rat that Alex had ever seen! It was humongous! Alex kneeled down next to the gutter to take a closer look. How fascinating! The rat was just sitting there, looking gazing back up at him with those big, ratly eyes. It must've been at least a foot in length, excluding it's tail. Impressive for a rat, huh?
"H-hey, rat. What are you doing here?" Alex asked, intrigued.
The rat did not reply.
"Oh, silly me. I know I shouldn't talk to animals. It's a bad habit of mine," Alex muttered back to himself, realising his mistake.
"Well, ratto, you look like a likely lad! Come 'ere, I wanna stroke that lovely fur of yours..."
And with that, Alex reached his arm out to touch the rat, despite what everyone says, 'don't touch rats!' Or whatnot. Alex doesn't believe that.

But then, something miraculous happened.

As the very tip of Alex Turner's index finger touched the rat's fur, the rat disappeared into a cloud of smoke. Everything was foggy and Alex couldn't see what was happening. Did- did he just do something magical? What?!
As the smoke cleared up, Alex could not see the rat anywhere. But instead, he saw a young lady, with dirty blonde/light brown hair and a sleeveless black shirt on.

"Wh-wh... What?!? WHo are you?!? Where did my rat friend go??" Alex asked, his face full of shock.

"Huh. I am your 'rat friend', silly!" the girl said in reply.

"No way! Really?!?"

"Yes."

The girl crawled out of the gutter and was now standing only a few feet away from Alex. She was now standing directly under the street lamp and Alex could see her face more clearly.

"Yia sou! I'm Alexa. Alexa Souvleris." She held her hand out towards Alex.

"Alex," Alex said, taking her hand and shaking it. "Now, tell me, how did you do that!?"

"Ahaha. Well, that's something for you to figure out, hey?"

Alex stared at her blankly.

"Come on, then," Alexa said as she took Alex's hand they started to run OMG I can't be assed writing this can I just get it over and done with ok so Alex and Alexa become friends and Alex admires Alexa's superpowers of turning into a rat so yeah they end up falling in love and have tiny rat children