Alcohol tolarence.

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" who has the lowest Alcohol Tolerance?"

Z.J.: um..
Everyone: * stares at zj *
Z.J.: Hey! You dont know taht!
Ross: jesus christ your already slurring, we havent givin u any alchololol..
Z.J: stop teasing me.
Red: here * hands her strongest vodka *
Z.J.: * stares at it, then at red, then at ross, then back at the alcohol, then at everyone in the room *
Everyone: ( pls drink it )
Z.j.: * drinks it in one go * * slams glass on table *

Five minutes later.

Z.J.: * Dead asleep on couch. No one could wake her up *
Sky: Is she dead?
Jin: No, just sleeping.
Sky:How bads that hangover gonna be?
Jin: tomorrow, she wont want to move.
Sky: should we give her more to make her quieter?
Jin: she would eventually gain a strong tolerance.
Sky: so no
Nick: I dont aprove of this.
Red: * highfives ross *
Z.J.: * wakes up, flips red and ross off, and literally is knocked back out. *
Ross: she woke up to flip us off.
Red: how sweet.
Z.J.: * wakes up again * FITE ME BITCH * another KO *
Red and ross: SHE WOKE UP JUST TO PICK A FIGHT?!
Jin: belive it or not, her senses are working better than you think. She hears you guys talking through her own unconsciousness.
Z.J.: * flips over, shallowly breathing. *
Jin: yeah, no more alcohol, she could die next time.
Red and ross: shoulda got stronger ones.
Z.J.: * dreams of kittens *

Jin: yup tomorrow,  shes gonna be cranky, sore, shes gonna have a Badass migrane, and shes gonna pick a badass fight with red.

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