Tips 21-30

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21. Don't trip over anything.

22. Sacrifice your friends.

23. Shit usually goes down when your parents aren't around.

24. Don't party too hard if you wanna be able to run.

25. Sex=death

26. Be a virgin.

27. Never wear heels.

28. Stop reading this book if you're running.

29. Never look back. When you turn back around he'll be in front of you.

30. You'll never be back. Don't go promising people stuff unless your positive that you're not gonna die.

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