Hi. My name is Alyssa. If you're reading this, there's probably some psycho kid in your class too. So, I'm gonna give you some tips to save yourself from him, and other monsters.
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1. If a kid stares at you while stabbing an apple or putting it in a bag and slapping it against a table... You're screwed. Stay as far away from him as possible and think of possible sacrifices.
2. If any creepy kid songs start playing, it's either the beginning of the movie or you're all about to be killed by a monster or that quiet kid in the back of the class that didn't show up for school today. Do yourself a favor and jump out of window to escape. No matter what story building you're in. You'll have more of a survival chance by jumping out of a 3 story tall window than staying there and crying like a baby and letting him kill you and your friends.
4. Run like hell.
5. Chances are, they always know where you are. Go to a public place so people believe you if you ask for help. It's pretty hard for them not to believe you when they're ripped up and beheaded. Right?
6. If a book says 'Do Not Read.' Don't read it. It says that for a reason.
7. On Halloween don't let your parents go out and make you babysit your little brother alone. When he asks you to read him a bed time story.. Refer to 6.
8. If you're on a bus on Halloween night, get off and run before it breaks down or you can't see any other life source.
9. Don't make fun of a monster.
10. Never say never. Those people usually die.
