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Cartman, Kyle, and Bathrooms

What is up with Cartman talking with Kyle in his own bathroom? Like why does Kyle even allow this? You'd think Kyle would be uncomfortable being exposed in front of Cartman but no.

The first time it happened Cartman was alone and had to talk about the impending war of the genders. Kyle didn't exactly tell him to not enter the bathroom. He said, "What are you doing here?" He never tells him to get out. He doesn't even cover up his dick. Of course he is mad because he thinks that Cartman is Skankhunt42 and pulls up his pants when he begins accusing him of trolling the girls. But he let's Cartman stay in the bathroom to converse with him.
As they are talking Cartman looks inside Kyle's toilet. Wtf. What was he looking for? What significance does that action even have?

The second time it happens is when we see a significant difference. Cartman once again shows up in Kyle's bathroom to talk, but he is not alone. He has brought with him his girlfriend Heidi (I'll talk about this in another chapter). Before he brings Heidi in, Kyle is obviously annoyed that he is being interrupted from his bathroom time but is fine with Cartman coming into the bathroom. Kyle tells Cartman, "What do you want now?" indicating he is fine with him entering but wants him to leave after he says what he wants to say.

Then, Heidi enters and Kyle wants her out immediately because she can't see him exposed. Why her only? It not like she hasn't seen a dick before (sigh) because Cartman then tells Kyle that they (Heidi and Cartman) see each other use the bathroom all the time. First of all ew. That is...that is a no. They're freaking 4th graders!! But of course this is South Park so a lot of crazy shit happens. Nonetheless, he then mentions how Kyle has never had a serious girlfriend, which is pretty true. The only girls Kyle has been with was Rebecca and Bebe. Bebe is Wendy's BFF who liked Kyle and got him to kiss her via truth or dare. He was very disgusted afterwards. Rebecca was a homeschooled girl who Kyle turned into a slut by giving her first kiss. A very funny episode it was indeed. Besides that, why did Cartman mention that when it was Kyle who was going to the bathroom so that bf/gf bathroom use together does not apply. Kyle even lets Cartman know that. The only way it could Apple would be if Cartlan was hinting at an OT3, a relationship between all three of them.

The final thing to talk about in this chapter is the fact that Cartman still calls Kyle his broship. He said it the first time and he says it the second. It's adorable but also makes me wonder: Broship? Like shipping two buddies together? Is it gay like Tweek and Craig's love? I low key hope it's gay but I'm okay with teases of such a relationship too. I think it's still too soon to make Kyman a thing. And yes, I do ship Kyman and will further explain how much in another chapter.
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Fandom: South Park
Season: 20
Episode(s): 1 "Member Berries" and 6 "Fort Collins"
Ship(s): Kyman and Heiman

See y'all next chapter!