What happened to you???
Aries: "I crashed my motorcycle"
Taurus: "This idiot forgot to stop me when I was crossing the road!"
Gemini: "I'm here for a friend"
Cancer: "I was cooking and got a third degree burn"
Leo: "Someone called me ugly so I tried to punch them but I missed and hit a brick wall"
Virgo: "HAHAHA I work here"
Libra: "I had an anxiety attack"
Scorpio: " I was pushed down the stairs"
Sagittarius: "I was hit by an old lady with her cain"
Capricorn: "I was beat up by my sister"
Aquarius: "I was walking my mermaid but then she pushed me down a well and I found myself in Narnia"
Pisces: "I ran into a wall and got a concussion"
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is a mix of scenarios, short stories etc... If you are disappointed it's your own fault because I'm warning you in advance, this was written by my 12 year old self. It's been a hot while since then.
