Zodiac Signs

Short story

Zodiac signs on their period
Part 1

Females:
- Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius

Males:
- Capricorn, Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Gemini
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It all started one morning when Leo woke up. He walked out of his room to see a disaster!

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" He yelled

"THE CHICKEN IS GONNA DIE!" Yelled back Cancer and Taurus who were sobbing, eating and watching TV all cuddled up on the couch.

"Seriously? That's all?" Said Gemini as he walked out of the kitchen with a drink in his hand which soon spilled because he tripped over Pisces as she rolled on the floor in pain and agony.

" Pisces what is wrong with you!?"
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME GEMINI!" Answered Pisces in a mean tone.

Aries was brushing his teeth when he saw the thing... He pulled out his phone and was recording Sagittarius humping Capricorn who was screaming bloody murder! Although he didn't record for long before Aquarius came charging at him and beating him up... in a giraffe costume...

Pisces soon turned very angry and joined Aquarius.

Scorpio knew exactly what was happening so he went to hid in the closet. But in stead of finding an empty closet he found Libra shoving sweets in her mouth like a an animal who hasn't eaten for a month! Scorpio had no clue what to do so he made a run for it and made it out of the house with only 3 bite marks from Cancer and Taurus, a black eye from Pisces, and scratch marks from Libra. He was not coming back for a while.

Meanwhile Capricorn was still being humped by Sagittarius but this time Capricorn was unconscious...

Leo was scared to death as he watched Aquarius beat up Aries. No one beats up Aries. But then he saw Virgo. Just sitting on the computer ignoring the whole problem. It was working Leo was about to join him when Taurus lunged at him with a pillow and started an attack. Leo wasn't going there. He let his eyes wonder a bit more when he noticed Cancer hiding in the corner. She seemed fine so he started toward her to find out what was going on.

When he reached Cancer her face turned into a tomato. "Cancer what's going on"? Leo asked "Umm umm c-can you get me to the bathroom without anyone noticing"? She asked "why"? "Because. Just because". "Umm ok then"? As Leo walked Cancer to the bathroom he noticed what looked like blood on the back of Cancers pants. "OH SHIT NO" Leo said and sprinted out the door after Scorpio.

And so on...