(Craig x reader) The tomboy

This is a club?!

~le time skip to le club room~

We arrived at a room that had a sign on it stating WARNING: This is a club full of fabulousness. Too much fabulousness may cause,brain problems,suddenly wanting a unicorn,llamas,septiplier fandom to overload,candy,laziness,liking a random fandom,vomiting skittles,realizing you're gay,realizing you're not gay,finally realizing this plist is way to long,and vomiting rainbows like you just went to LGBT island. HAVE FUN! :D

Well there goes about two minutes of my life. Blaze pulled out a key from her pocket and unlocked the door. "Three! Two! One! Bish I'm fabulous!" Blaze yelled while slamming the door open. "Dear god,...sorry but this is true heaven!" I joyfully said while running inside. Damn this room is big! Is that a chocolate fountain! "Yea pretty cool isn't it? We have a chocolate fountain..for now. A little area over there for the PlayStations and other gaming consoles. Some beanbag chairs near all the outlets if you wonna charge your phone. Over there is the snack bar and next to it is the fridge full of drinks and ice cream. We also got some fruits and veggies for those vegans. Apple laptops for computer people. Oh and the hall over to the left leads to the other room for people who wants some peace and quite;like people who wonna read or take a quick nap. The door on the right is where people want to talk about there feelings and stuff basically like a therapist room. Don't worry, if you ever want to go in there it's sound proof so nobody can overhear your conversation." Blaze explained like a teacher or an actual tour guide. "Wait! So you're the president of this so called club!?" I asked while walking around. "Yea and the writers club which isn't as cool as this club. We mostly spend our time in the library drinking and doing drugs." Blaze said with no emotions at all. "What?! You guys don't even write or something, that's all you guys do!?!"I yelled with concern and disbelief. "Nah! I'm just kidding with ya. I just wanted to see your reaction." Blaze chuckled(like a manly man...jk jk). "Phew! You had me worried. Not drugs and stuff tho. I was worried that you weren't going to share." I replied with a straight face. (Aka dis face ._.) "The hell (Y/N)?!" Blaze screamed in disbelief. "Doesn't feel so good does it?" I said while  whipping my invisible bangs off my face as I turned towards the chocolate fountain. "Oh yea. It's just a prank bro." Blaze replied with sarcasm. "So is this club always open?" I asked while filling up a cup with chocolate. "Yea but they can only enter if they have at least 3.0 point average. Or what ever you call it. Sometimes we'll close this room off only for remodeling or clean up duty. Since some people have a very weak stomach but keep drinking from the chocolate fountain like they own the place! I'm talking about you Wendy! I know you're trying to overhear our conversation! Leave!!" Blaze screamed at the door like a maniac. "I hate you! You're not my friend!" Wendy screamed through the door. "Oh wow! The one thing we all used to fear in Elementary! Oh god...please no, I am so (not) sorry,please Wendy the ALL mighty goddess! Don't unfriend me because we all know I care so much about our friendship." Blaze sarcastically murmured in a dull voice. "Bitch." Blaze finished off. I looked at Blaze and couldn't help but laugh.