IV- I Had Tits and a Vagina

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The rest of the ride I mostly was jamming out to my tunes while everyone else talking. They all, including Alexandra and Nathan, were talking to their hearts content. Every once and awhile they would ask me a question making me take out my headphones. They ask me normal questions but the most interesting one was when Tom ask who was my favorite.

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"So ladies who is your favorite?" Tom asked. "It's probably me isn't it?" He finished with a triumphed smile.

"Mine has to be baby Nath over here." Alexandra quickly states.

"I wasn't talking to you Alex. I was taking to Hoda and Gianna."

"You said word for word ' so ladies who is your favorite' and last time I checked I had tits and a vagina so I can answer you stupid question dibshit."

"She may be a lady but not a classy one at that" Max whispers to me.

I shake my head back and forth smirking at him, finishing with rolling my eyes.

"My favorite has to be Jay" Gianna says with glee.

"Aaaah Jay gets all you American girls." Tom wines.

"Maybe they can't resist me." Jay winks.

I swear Gianna was going to faint then and there but magically she didn't.

"What about you Hoda? Who's your favorite?" Siva commented looking quite curious to see which of the boys I would pick.

I actually didn't know the answer myself.

I wanted to say Jay but that would give him and the boys the assumption that I was just like every other American girl. ( Also I don't like giving guys like Jay anymore cockiness than they need. I liked to be a little difficult. It's just the way I roll.)

So if I wasn't going to say Jay I would probably say Tom.

"Tom," I stated simply. "He was the first guy I liked out of you know... you guys."

God I'm awkward.

Luckily Tom didn't care and had on the most biggest and goofiest smile ever.

Man he is really cute.

"Hmmmm... interesting." Jay says stroking his newly shaved face.

I could smell his after shave.

Again is it weird that I can observe these things.

Should I even be observing these things?

"Well screw you two I've got Alex. I don't need ether of you to say I'm your favorite." Nathan says with sarcasm spilling out with every word that comes out of his mouth.

"I love you babe" Alex batters her crystal blue eyes at Nathan.

"Love you even more.

They just stared at each other for a while before busting out in a laughing fit.

The whole van laughed at their fake romance.

After everyone had calmed down I put my head phones back in to hear Nickleback playing.

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The van stops and my eyes shoot open.

"What? Where are we?" I spit out pulling out my headphones.

"We are at our house," Jay replied nonchalantly. "We asked Gianna if you guys wanted to ditch the club and just come hangout with us instead. She was so excited I swear she was going to pee her pants."

Jay and I chuckle together for a minute or two uncomfortably.

"Yeah and she said you would be fine with coming here instead of going to Box it so..."

"Yeah I'm not a big fan of clubs so thank I guess" I laugh awkwardly at the end.

"So you coming?"

"What other choice do I have? Just give me a minute to gather my stuff and I'll meet you inside."

"Okay. Call me if you need help ok?"

"I promise"

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Boring chapter :/

And the ending is crummy but the next chapter I like or atleast I like the idea of what's it's going to be in my head so hopefully it will make up for the last two stupid chapters haha.

I just wanted to write something last night so I wrote this. I know it's not that good but it adds on to the story.

So what do you think of Hoda? What about Gianna?

Give me feed back and thank you so much for the reads and comment and the vote. You guys make me feel cool and that in a decent writer hahaha.

Thank you :)

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