V-You're a Serial Killer

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I start gathering my stuff neatly placing everything in my black satin clutch sitting on my lap.

"Alright I've got everything" I mumble to myself.

Wow weirdo. Look who's talking to themselves.

You're a serial killer.

"Oh shut up." I said frustrated at my inner self.

I throw my arms up in anger with such force that my clutch falls off my lap and slides under the seat.

Now look what you've done retard.

I roll my eyes and plop on the fuzzy, worn down, car floor.

I bend over peeking under the cream leather seats to see of I could find my clutch.

"I found it!" I shout with glee.

Oh my that was to loud....

Oh well

I, on all fours, start doing a weird dog moon walk thing out of the car singing 'Another One Bites the Dust.'.

"Dun dun dun, another one bites the dust."

I jump out of the car after the word dust turning around to be greeted by a large fugure.

It chuckled at me shaking his head back and forth causing his curls to dance in the moonlight.

"Oh I'm sorry" I saying pale as could be looking at my polished toes and tucking my strait hair behind my ear.

"Haha Hoda it's fine. I just wanted to see what was taking you so long. You been out here for 20 minutes."

Wow. 20 minutes. What was I doing.

"Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to be a bother."

"Nah you fine. Don't worry about it. Anyways what ever you did wrong you totally made up for it with that little dance you did." Jay chuckled.

If I wasn't pale enough before I sure was now.

"Ummm.. Let's go inside. Alex probably wants to go home soon anyways."

Jay nods in approval and we started walking towards the gigantic house.

The monstrous sized house was all made out of white lime stone. It was two stories high. The charcoal colored shingles flowing down to the lime stone. The second level has three windows going on to one of those decorative balconies which has no purpose one so ever. The white canvas continues until you reach the entrance. There are two big windows on each side making the dark wooden doors look eye catching. The three steps take you to the two doors with golden lion head knockers on them.

"Very nice house you've got here" I comment.

"Ehhh... it's all right."

"What do you mean al..OH SHOOT!"

My arse smacks the stone pavement. I look down and notice it's Cobblestone.

I totally love this stone now. -_-

I look up to see Jay laughing his ass off.

At first I was angry, then embraressed, then his laugh was so contagious that I join in his giggle fest.

"Oh my god are you ok?" Jay says before continuing his laughter .

"Ya but my butt really hurts now"

"Hahahaha well here, give me your hand.

I extend my arm grabing his large hands. He pulls me up while I hear a ripped sound.

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