"Holy motherfucking shit on a stick!" I cried, jumping up from my bed and running like a potato towards the door.
Sammy was right, the holy fucking emo trinity were standing in front of my very eyes. "Jesus Christ," I said, "I knew I recognised that fucking fedora!"
Patrick giggled and my ovaries nearly exploded. "So, do you guys want to come in?" I suggested, stepping aside. "Yeah," Gerard MOTHERFUCKING WAY SAID TO ME. THE SASS QUEEN HIMSELF.
They walked into my room and Sammy walked over to he speakers. "What song?" she asked. I thought for a bit, "Demolition Lovers 'cuz it reminds me of frerard,"
She giggled and Frank and Gerard blushed heavily. "How does it remind you of frerard?" Frank asked, moving a piece of hair out of his eyes.
"'Cuz it says lovers in the title. Gerard never said any pronouns. He had severe toothache while recording the full album. Which is a signal saying to me that he would do anything for you, Frank, even if he was in so much pain. Face it guys, you're about as straight as Dan's natural hair, which is curly by the way," I said, crossing my arms.
"Okay, we were together while recording Bullets, Revenge and Black Parade, but we broke up in 2008," Gerard said, tossing his hair slightly.
"Don't try to fool me, sass master," I said, grinning like Dan in the impossible quiz video and crossing my arms.
They laughed, "Fine, you won. We're together!"
"Yay!" I cheered, clapping heavily.
All of us laughed and Dan came in to see what the fuss was all about. "What's going on?" He asked, poking his head around the door.
"Frerard just got announced," Sammy said, simply.
"Fuckin' knew it," Dan said, fist pumping the air.
We all laughed and Dan left the room.
"OKAI, EVERYONE TELL ME WHOSE GOING OUT WITH WHO HERE!" Sammy said, making everyone blush.
"Mikey and Ray, Pete and Patrick, Joe and Andy, Brendon and Ryan, Gerard and Frank," Gee said, grinning.
"Rikey, Peterick, Trohurley, Ryden, Frerard," I said, smirking.
"Right," I giggled, "I need to show you guys 11 videos,"
They looked confused and I started up my mac. I logged onto YouTube and typed in on the search bar "Fuelled By Ram3n"
Her/His channel showed up and I clicked on her/his playlist of Crack Videos.
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FanfictionSo, you know thatawkwardemo? Well that's me. I've decided to make another account. I think this was one of my most popular books so here you go! If you're a new reader then all of the previous chapters are on my old account: thatawkwardemo :)
