Channing Potatum and Patty the Potato just got picked up by the truck taking them along with some chicken nuggets from a couple towns over to the big shop with lots of our friends to be bought in the Humanalia world by their peoples. I love them dudes. It feels like they're my famous little brothers who can rap and could buy me lots and lots of pizza and fridges to put my pizza in. I'm gonna get a ride with the next truck that comes. The trucks are so cool because you get a fancy seat to sit in with all me mates. Channing Potatum and Patty the Potato are actually brother since they were born from the same seedlings.
VROOOOOM! VROOOOOOM! 'THE TRUCK IS HERE!!! WHO'S COMING WITH ME?' I yelled, 'I'll come' said Lady Patata excitedly. So we rolled all the way over and snuck into the truck along with all the other potatoes. We took a seat and started to talk about the potatoes in America and how they were so lucky they got to live with chicken nuggets and American nuns. I hope we get flown over in a box that has 'FRAGILE! BE CAREFUL OF THE POTATOES!" on it so we can get first class on the plane over to New York.
After a long 6 hour drive me and Lady Patata were so tired we had to roll everywhere like the ancient potatoes from Patataville had to years and years ago.
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The Life Of Lil Guy The Potato
HumorThis story is about a young potato and about how he goes to America with Lady Patata to go see some American nuns.
