I woke up to my alarm clock blaring out the lyrics to the song criminal by Brittany Spears (song on top). And I know this ain't smart but mamma I'm in love with a criminal and this type of love isn't rational it's physical mamma please don't cry I will be alright all rea- I didn't let it finish as I threw it against the wall smashing it into tiny pieces "shit that's the twelfth one this fortnight, and it's only Friday" I said to myself. Let me explain this to you, I am not a morning person and hate to be woken up so I tend to smash my alarm clocks as they woke me up. Anyway I had to get up as it is adoption day today but I know I won't get adopted, I never do. Anyway I've got to go see ya.
