divaboo : hello pretty woman
me : ??
divaboo : hello beautiful
me : ????
divaboo : hello ugly
me : ??????
divaboo : hello freak
me : WHAT DO U WANT
divaboo : finALLY
divaboo : wow u replied after i said freak
divaboo : aju nice
me : who tf are u ???????????
divaboo : calm down girl
divaboo : a girl like u shouldnt curse
me : im sorry but i'm a guy
divaboo : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
divaboo : really?
me : yes
divaboo : what?!?!?!!?!!!!
divaboo : so mingyu has been lying to us that u are a girl wow damn
me : mingyu? lying? me? a girl? what the fuck
divaboo : clears throat
divaboo : ok i'll explain it to u later lemme introduce myself first
me : okay
divaboo : yo im boo seungkwan i can be ur dj or ur alarm clock and i have an angel voice
divaboo : im pretty handome and a very cute pup also,,, im a diva and im very classy very sissy
divaboo : i love this beautiful creature named hansol vernon chwe
divaboo : dont take him away from me or i'll slit ur dick and u'll be having a vagina instead
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Messages » Meanie/WonGyu (svt)
Fanfictionin which an emo straight boy recieved a text message from a random stranger.