kmg : hi cutie
Me : what do you want again
Kmg : U ACTUALY REPLIED FAST
Kmg : AND ITS MORE THAN A WORD
Kmg : bLESS IM BLESSED
Kmg : so hey cutie this daddy actually wants to share a story
Kmg : so my friend jihoon, he likes this hoe named soonyoung
Kmg : but soonyoung likes someone else
Kmg : but thats obsolutely a lie bc i saw how he look at jihoon
Kmg : but the thing is jihoon is sulking
Kmg : aND GUESS WHAT
Kmg : hE WANTS TO HIT ME
Kmg : hit me with a guitar yES A GUITAR
Kmg : so how ?!!!!! I dont wanna die young i still need to be alive i havent even seen ur bootiful faceu
kmg : so plS HELP ME WITH tHIS SHIT
Me : how should i help you?
Kmg : idk u tell me
Me : well you should just tell him then, or tell your friend soonyoung to confess asap.
Me : its not that hard. If the girl isn't gonna confess then tell jihoon to confess instead before its too late.
Kmg : oH DAMn u right ! ! !
Kmg : but sorry for crashing ur imagination m8 but soonyoung is a guy
Kmg : and also jihoon is a cutie fluffball bUT he is also a smol devil so if u mess with him then he's mad or piss or sulk
Kmg : u wont get to see the sunrise the next day
Me : what? so are you saying that..... your friends are gay?
Me : oh. if thats the case then, goodluck fam.
Kmg : yea they are ghei
Kmg : and me too ;)
Kmg : only gay for u tho cutie
Me : ew go away
Kmg : damn u dont deny the nickname i gave for u
Kmg : i feel aLIVE
Kmg : and u have to call me daddy so its fair and square
Kmg : deal, cutie?
Me : no. never.
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Messages » Meanie/WonGyu (svt)
Fanfictionin which an emo straight boy recieved a text message from a random stranger.
