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BTS sa Classroom

BTS sa classroom.
Teacher: Why are you absent?
Jin: Ma'am, may Cardiovascular
Disease po ako!
Teacher: Sige i-spell mo nga ang
sakit mo!
Jin: Joke lang po, ubo lang po
tlaga!
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Teacher: Nangopya ka na nman sa
katabi mo 'no? Parehong-pareho
sagot niyo!
Suga: Ma'am, siguro po dahil
parehong-pareho din ang mga
tanong niyo!
Teacher: Grrr!
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Teacher: J-Hope, spell horse!
J-Hope: H....O....
Teacher: Bilisan mo!
J-Hope: H....O....R...
Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo!!
J-Hope: Ya! Tigidig!!! Tigidig!!!
Tigidig, tabi!!
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Teacher: Okey class, our lesson for
today is Science. Before I proceed,
what is science?
Rapmon: Ma'am!! Ma'am!! Ako
ma'am, alam ko answer!
Teacher: Yes Rapmon, what is
Science?
Rapmon: Maam! Science is our
lesson for today.
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Teacher: Jiminezia, 1 + 3?
Jiminezia: Ma'am 4 po.
Teacher: Oh ikaw, Jimin. 3+ 1?
Jimin: Ayan na! Ayan na! Langya,
kapag mahirap sa akin.
FAVORITISM!!
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Teacher: Class, what is ethics?
V: Sir, ethics are those cousins of
ducks! What can you say sir?
Teacher: It is a very nice answer!
That duck will lay an egg and that
egg will be your grade!!
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Teacher: Jungkook, paano mo
nagawa na ma-perfect ang exam
mo ha?
Jungkook: Bilib ka na sa akin
ma'am? Mata ko pa lang ginamit
ko jan ha? Paano pa kaya kung
pati utak ko na..