Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? #RELATABLE

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Im so cringe worth it's sad...
I TAKE IT BACK
It's depressing

A class mate of mine (ooh so posh Gabi dang gurl) went to a bar with her family and met a few of our teachers there drunk 😂 Can you imagine they were like very drunk and were dancing on the bar counter taking shots and singing out of tune and in general all over the place? Ahh that's some school memories I'd want to remember
In reality the teachers were just tipsy and had that weird smile ever drunk person has...

So I basically binge watched all of Shane Dawson's conspiracy theory videos and now I'm just making them up left, right and centre

Like the bermuda triangle ,for example, is actually a portal to another dimension,parallel universe, planet idk. And that's why people suddenly disappear. And the reason they don't come back is because they haven't found a way yet.

MIND
BLOWN

Anyways, we have a week of school so that means I get to sleep=yassss

But don't expect me to write...you know I have no commitment to anything

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I dont know if I've mentioned it before, but I'm a vegetarian

"Pfft ofcourse you've mentioned it,thats all you vegans/vegetarian do"~Richard

(From now on I'm using ^^^ (Richard) to be that annoying shit everyone knows, FUCK RICHARD)

Anyways, I tried fake meat for the time , and omg it is so accurate, and in general so cool like wow i was staring at a piece of fucking mince in awe for ten minutes, gosh I'm weird...

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Right goodnight, or morning or hello depending on when your reading this... The teal question is why though? The fact that you've stayed till this far is incredibly, go apply for a world record and give yourself a gold star🔶🔶🔶

NOTE:
Just looked at my first entry and saw I did a thing called "question is the post" gosh wtf was I thinking?!?!?

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 28, 2016 ⏰

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