melany martnez...

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there it was. melany martnez, the baby prostitute who has two hair colors (probably because a blind child did her hair) and a tooth gap bigger than her grandma's vagina hole. "what the FUCK are u doing here in my facto- i mean music label.." marinara screamed, hitting the high notes melany could never hit, unless she spat something from her tooth gap. "hi.. binch. im here to take all ur diamodns and make them BABIES!" she cackled. "no.. u can't do that cause they are mine." 

"watch me, woman!" melany cried, as she ran towards marinara, baby bottle in hand. "ha, catch this hoe!" she threw a banana at melany's head, "don't mess with me, you baby-fetishist, i am the queen of jewels, romance, and fruit!" 

"waaa. waaa..." melany cried, "as punishment, i am going to rip off your we--" but before marinara could rip her weave, the window shattered into 5 pieces. "hah. suckers to be you.." it was anal delery? what the fuck? "u see, you fruit sucking whore, melany and me are taking over your industry. we are doing the ultimatest collab for all the stupid tumblr grils and boys that will make us rich and u will be left in the dust." 

suddenly they dissapeared in what looked like baby powder. "fuck shit dumb hoe whore c-" to marinara's surprise, the ground began rumbling and the tower began falling quick!!!!!!!!!!!! "oh my god!! i can not die!" she for some stupid reason jumped out the window and began falling to her death...

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