JE T'AIME

halloween

[edited on 27/07/2018]

Kristen's POV

"Rob, please. Can you just be serious for like, 10 seconds?"

This is getting ridiculous. He thinks that it's so funny that he has been laughing for 5 minutes straight. He even told me that his stomach started to hurt because he laughed too hard and he wants me to stop joking and I am NOT even joking.

This man.

Thank God I love him so goddamn much or else I'm gonna punch this man until he crumbles to pieces.

Today is Halloween. We always celebrate it together and we usually dress up as bunch of dumbasses so why can't we dress up like Edward and Bella today? I think it's a good idea. Rob, on the other side, thinks I'm joking.

The fucker is on the floor right now.

Fucking hell.

"Okay, I'm serious. And you were saying..?" he stops laughing, putting his face into a serious mode but I know he'll be laughing his ass of in 5 seconds once I start talking.

"Okay, so.. you know today is Halloween, I already said that. And I have a really good idea. What about we dress up likeㅡ"

"Kristen! It's been 10 seconds already. I can't be serious that long." He starts laughing again which pisses me off so much.

"Well, no morning kiss for a month." I start to get up from bed, knowing that this is the only way to stop him. Rob is such a horndog in the morning so I know he'll start whining in 3,2,1..

Shit. Is this not working anymore?

"You think that's going to stop me? Nah. No kiss doesn't mean no sex so I'm okay with it. I might not get a morning kiss, but I still can ask for it at night."

Fuck. If I say no sex for a month, we both know it'll be me in the end begging for his monster dick.

"Oh fuck you!"I throw my wallet from the nightstand and it lands perfectly on his face.

I walk to our bathroom, a little bit disappointed. I know he's joking but I'm serious about this Halloween ideas. I miss Twilight so much it has been 10 years. I really, really want us to dress like Edward and Bella but Rob being Rob, thinks it's a very funny joke.

"Well, at least I got 450 dollars!" He shouts after me.

Whatever.

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Rob's POV

Kristen has been in the bathroom for 30 minutes. What the hell is she doing? She's probably tricking me so she can dress me up as Edward. No fucking way.

Don't get me wrong, I love Twilight so much but there's no way in hell I'm using a creepy ass red lens when I'm getting drunk tonight. It'll make me uncomfortable as fuck. I still remember how much it bothered me back then when we're filming.

Damn, I actually really miss Twilight.

There's still no sounds coming from the bathroom. Not even the water running.

I start panicking. First, I'm scared that she's doing something stupid in the bathroom. Not even being dramatic, but I've seen it in movies.

Second, I'm scared if Kristen is really really mad about my reaction recently. Damn, I just realized I annoyed her so much when she's just trying to dress us up.

And third, I'm scared if Kristen was serious about no morning kisses.

Damn, Kristen!

I start running frantically to the bathroom, knocking the door at the same time Kristen opens it.

There, she's already dressed up like Bella in Breaking Dawn Part 1. With the sexy lingerie in the honeymoon scene, she looks so gorgeous and sexy.

It's exactly the same lingerie she wore when we were shooting Breaking Dawn.

I eye her from head to toe, admiring my wife's curves which are beautifully shaped. I'm the luckiest motherfucker ever.

After grinning at each other for -what feels like 100 years-, she says,

"Trick or treat?" she smirks seductively at me

"No trick just treat, baby."

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Edited A/N:

Hi! I actually finished editing it days ago but I had no time to publish it :) Sorry I've been busy with school! I even take a time off Twitter :(

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